Milk,milk.....

Fishnets

......lemonade, round the corner chocolates made.


Any other childhood rhymes?..

RedArmySE7

Ip dip dog sh!t... I'll get in trouble if I type the whole thing!

bingaddick

I remember one that wen't something like

Old John Dilley had a ten foot willy, he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake
Now its only four foot foor

Fishnets

Yum yum bubblegum, stick it your Mother's b*m....

Why would you want to do that?..

DaveMehmet

show off, show off, pick your nose and blow off

Fishnets

Pick,roll,flick,goal..

Shag

Fatty and skinny in the bath , skinny blew off and fatty laughed

Fatty and skinny in the bed , fatty blew off and skinny was dead

Fishnets

What was the one about Trebor mints?..

Stig

We hed joy we had fun flicking bogies at the sun,
but the sun got to hot and the bogies turned to snot.

Stig

Isn't it a pity, that the lady in the city, got a hitty on the titty, by a hard boild egg!

The Equaliser

Fart related :

He who smelt it, dealt it.

You said the rhyme, you did the crime.

DA9

Beans, Beans, good for the heart
The more you eat, the more you fart

DA9

In a mini, dis a mini, oh ah koala mini


No, I have no idea what it means either.

ThreadKiller

if you ever see a bunny with it's nose all runny,don't think it's funny cos it'snot

RedArmySE7

There was a man from china
he wasn't a very good climber
he slipped on a rock and cut off his cock
and now he's got a vagina!

What genius thought that up?!

RedArmySE7

Custard, mustard, snot and bogie pie,
all mixed together with a dead dog's eye
mix it, mix it till its really thick
then wash it all down with a cup of cold sick!

One for the morning that...

guinnessaddick

A man's occupation is to stick his cockulation in a woman's ventilation to increase the population of the younger generation

bingaddick

[cite]Posted By: Fishnets[/cite]What was the one about Trebor mints?..

Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger
stick them up your a*se and they'll last a bit longer