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  • I phoned an old school friend of mine the other day. He seemed a little distracted, so I asked him what he was doing.

    He replied that he was working on an aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel, all in a constrained environment.

    I was most impressed but, on further inquiry, I learned that he was actually doing the washing-up closely supervised by his wife!
  • Not only was this already posted on the 8th June. This was also posted by @MrOneLung and he got several LOLs
  • Just seen the new advert for Bear Grylls latest episode of Mission featuring Warwick Davies. The tag line says he “scales new heights”...........
  • Well it made me laugh. ;)
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  • Even though I've gone bald, I still kept the comb I've had for nearly 20 years.

    I just can't part with it.
  • The England team visited an orphanage in Moscow today. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope.” said Misha, age 6.
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  • Misha seems to be saying that a lot.
    On every social media platform.
  • Misha seems to be saying that a lot.
    On every social media platform.

    And four years ago she was Maria from Brazil.
  • Yes. I know. I’ll bet not everyone has seen it though.
  • Rob said:

    Yes. I know. I’ll bet not everyone has seen it though.

    correct, I hadn’t.

  • In Kilburn High Road there is a Specsavers next to a Chemists next to a Greggs.
    So that's specs and drugs and sausage rolls.

    I had to check to see if this was actually true
  • stevec said:

    I’ve got a very compulsive personality. My daily urge to run into the jungle is only a
    whim away

    EH ?

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  • MrOneLung said:

    stevec said:

    I’ve got a very compulsive personality. My daily urge to run into the jungle is only a
    whim away

    EH ?

    A whim away a whim away woooooooowooooowooooiwoooo whim whim away
  • MrOneLung said:

    stevec said:

    I’ve got a very compulsive personality. My daily urge to run into the jungle is only a
    whim away

    EH ?

    A line from the song the Lion sleeps tonight.
  • stevec said:

    MrOneLung said:

    stevec said:

    I’ve got a very compulsive personality. My daily urge to run into the jungle is only a
    whim away

    EH ?

    A line from the song the Lion sleeps tonight.
    See page 57

    iainmentiainment

    February 2014

    The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only a whim away.
  • I had to give up trying to impersonate birds; I was no good at that lark.
  • Rob said:

    Yes. I know. I’ll bet not everyone has seen it though.

    correct, I hadn’t.

    Nor me.
  • I accidentally said hello to a feminist the other day.

    My trial starts on Monday.


    Nope, don't see the joke in this one. Whether intentional or accidental, I can find anything that makes saying Hello a criminal or civil offence.
  • I accidentally said hello to a feminist the other day.

    My trial starts on Monday.


    Nope, don't see the joke in this one. Whether intentional or accidental, I can find anything that makes saying Hello a criminal or civil offence.
    I don’t get it
    From what I've read on this forum, that's not true at all.
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