I had to see a urologist at the beginning of this month as my PSA had risen slightly. He (a gentleman) was kind enough to forewarn me that his finger was about to enter for the much dreaded test. As he went about his business he casually said, 'Oh by the way, if you want a second opinion I could always shove another finger up'. Well I never believed that a man with his finger up my arse could make me giggle, but he did.
I guess it must be urologist joke number 1A ... but I'd never heard it before.
I ordered Chinese last night. Small Chinese driver comes to door and I walked out to meet him. He started shouting "isolate" "isolate" I said your not that late I only ordered 25 minutes ago.
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I had to see a urologist at the beginning of this month as my PSA had risen slightly. He (a gentleman) was kind enough to forewarn me that his finger was about to enter for the much dreaded test. As he went about his business he casually said, 'Oh by the way, if you want a second opinion I could always shove another finger up'. Well I never believed that a man with his finger up my arse could make me giggle, but he did.
I guess it must be urologist joke number 1A ... but I'd never heard it before.
Did he reply' just put them over there on mine'.
Just given him a like
Prince Andrew is in isolation at Windsor with Jennifer 14
Beating yourself up could be the new boxing for the isolation age.
If 'sore penis' is a Coronovirus symptom, I'm in a world of trouble.
Ooops - edited thanks AA, LA!
Qui est là?
Losti.
Losti qui?
Where does it sleep?
Anywhere it wants to.
Note to self. Don't bother with jokes thread again.