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Yo' mamma

Mamma is so fat she went on a light diet, as soon as it's light she starts eating.

Yo' Mamma is so fat she's half Irish, half Italian, and half American.

Yo' Mamma is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.

Yo' Mamma is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone.

Yo' Mamma is so fat, when she goes to the restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "Okay..."

Yo' Mamma is so fat you have to take a train and two buses to get to her good side.

Yo' Mamma is so fat she walked into the Gap and filled it.

Yo' Mamma is so fat she comes at you from all directions.

Yo' Mamma is so fat, when she was growing up she didn't play with dolls, she played with midgets.

Yo' Mamma is so skinny her eyes are single file.

Yo' Mamma is so fat the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds.

Yo' Mamma is so fat, when she is standing on the corner police drive by and say, "Hey! break it up!"

Yo' Mamma is so old, when she went to school they didn't have history.

Yo' Mamma is so old, when I told her to act her own age, she died.

Yo' Mamma is so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

Yo' Mamma is so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo' Mamma is so ugly, your father takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo' Mamma is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo' Mamma is so fat, i ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo' Mamma is so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo' Mamma is so cross-eyed, she dropped a dime and picked up two nickles.

Yo' Mamma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Yo' Mamma is so fat, I swerved to miss her and I ran out of gas.

Yo' Mamma is so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back.

Yo' Mamma is so fat, her graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Yo' Mamma is so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.

Yo' Mamma is so stupid, when she heard that 90 percent of all crimes occur at home, she moved.

Yo' Mamma is so poor, when I saw her kickin' a can down the street I asked her what she was doin and she said, "Moving."

Yo' Mamma's underarms are so hairy, she looks like she has someone in a headlock.

Yo' Mamma is so dumb she got thrown out of the M&M factory for throwing away the W's.

Yo' Mamma is so nasty, she joined the Four Horsemen: war, pestilence, death, famine, and Yo' Mamma.

Yo' Mamma is so ugly, when she cries, tears run up her face.

Yo' Mamma is so old, she farts dust.

Yo' Mamma is so fat, the sign outside the restaurant said, "Maximum occupancy, 512 or your Yo' Mamma."

Yo' Mamma is so fat, we're in her right now.

Yo' Mamma is so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Comments

  • Yo ' Mamma is so fat she's got her own postcode
  • Yo' Mamma is so ugly she'll be appearing on next weeks Official 'Would Ya?'
  • Yo Mamma is so Fat only fishnets would!
    [cite]Posted By: Medders[/cite]Yo' Mamma is so ugly she'll be appearing on next weeks Official 'Would Ya?'

    sorry you gave me the ingredients!
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