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Joke

edited November 2008 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more
see-through, the higher the price.

He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it
for him.

Upstairs the
wife
thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as
well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked - return it tomorrow
and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself'.

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

The husband
says 'Stone me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'.

Comments

  • How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

    Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
  • Great duck joke... heres another

    Two ducks get married, on their wedding night they head for their fancy hotel with four poster bed and silk sheets for their first night of marital bliss :)
    Once in the hotel room Mr Duck quickly realises he has no condoms so heads out to find an all night garage or chemist
    He searches for twenty minutes but can find any so head backs to the hotel.

    He goes to the conceirge and explains his problem.
    "Thats ok says the concierge" we have some that we can provide
    "Thanks so much" says Mr Duck"
    "Shall I put it on your bill" asks the concierge

    "No we aint into that kinky stuff yet" replies Mr Duck
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