No, not about my feathered friends this time.
Inspired by the boobs thread I thought I’d start a knob one. So ladies (and gents) - large or small? Hairy? Circumcised?
I’ll start. Following years of research (watching naked attraction) I would say the larger the knob the less the bloke bothers to try and do anything useful with it. They think it’s just enough to have a big one and that you should be grateful - nah.
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Which reminds me, a feather is kinky put a chicken is perverted.
A performance he showed to Princess Margaret on her Caribbean island holiday home.
Girls don't want to put dicks that have cultivated all sorts of visible and non visible bacteria and smegma (Google it) in their mouths. So a circumcised penis is the way forward, much cleaner and no chance of doing what my mate woodsy did in tearing his foreskin like a unwanted till receipt. We call him rumple splitskin now.
True story, a mate of mine had a penis reduction. This mans cock is legendary, nobody would stand in a urinal next to him. When he settled down with his gorgeous lady wife he was causing her too much discomfort so had it reduced by a couple of inches. Apparatus like his come along once in a generation although his dad reckons it runs in the family.
The procedure he told us didn't alter the appearance and his actual corey wasn't touched. The operation focused on his arse as that is where the penis begins.
For the record, he showed us all his chod post OP and it was still something that could be seen from space.
He used to be a male stripper too and I reckon this thing would intimidate as many women as it would arouse. He's a few years older than me and when he was still 0layig football he would help us out and roll back the years sealing up our defence whilst terrifying everyone into waiting until he had finished in the showers before the rest of us went in. It wasn't difficult, you'd hear screams coming from the showers before hearing the 'slap, slap, slap' as he left the showers and entered the changing room.
I used to tell everyone that he was the freak and we were all normal. It didnt stop his penis from being the thing of legend. One of his party tricks, which he doesn't do anymore would be to hang this cable in a pint glass and the trick of the liquid refraction would make it look somehow even bigger. He's had to stop doing that now as pub staff in Medway are aware of Deano and his rope so keep a close eye on him and their glassware. I'm pretty sure everyone that hasn't seen it wants to have a glance just to see if the stories are true.
I used to tell people when he wasn't using it for injuring his wife or for pissing he rented it to the local highway authority to use as a speed bump. I'm also sure he used to feed it mice
As an aside, I would not dare have a reduction of 2".
Edit. Jeez, just read that back and what felt like innocuous cheeky banter when I typed it now looks a tad creepy in print.
Move along folks (literally) nothing to see here.
When I was at uni in America, my mates were amazed that I wasn’t circumcised. It was often the topic of conversation in the showers after a game. However, the women didn’t seem to mind it.