It's not dead, it's resting 🐦 (View Post)

S'alright, it's an Eagle! (View Post)

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian. (View Post)

By not scoring?  (View Post)

Our current “shot conversion rate” after three games is 2.5% (40 shots taken, 1 goal). The lowest rate across all 24 teams last season was 8.4%. The season before it was 7.8%. We could have scored 3 … (View Post)

Can we poach him before he signs his first professional contract? (View Post)

Well QPR's pants are around their ankles today tell him. (View Post)

Can you stop texting me about your chaffing please. I told you to catch the bus. (View Post)

I was invited to attend main reception today, to pick up a voucher for a free drink. I met Megan from Gather & Gather, who was very apologetic and explained the improvements they were trying to m… (View Post)

We could have scored  (View Post)