I remember having a discussion with a bloke I worked with many years ago, about what was one rule we would introduce that was absolutely obligatory. He came up with : All men should part their hair o… (View Post)

Flying back from Chicago yesterday, managed to convince a group of 6 American lads at the airport going to the Arsenal game at 5.30pm to also get tickets for our game at 12.30pm - every little helps!  (View Post)

Yeah, I expect Chapple made the same mistake. Easily done. :s (View Post)

I’m not having anyone on here dis the premium bonds!!! 😂 (but I do agree really……) (View Post)

I generally can’t be arsed with haircuts, I’m probably 2 weeks overdue added to the fact I haven’t shaved, I look like a hobo. Usually leave it until I start getting the comments from the wife “Are y… (View Post)

Two queues, those that want to be sure their drink, however foul tasting, is all from the same pump (waiters) and those prepared to take a chance on snakebite (View Post)

Read the News Shopper, for a detailed list of criminal acts in and around the bar.  (View Post)

They'll just buy another winger (View Post)

falling off a cliff would explain his injury problems (View Post)

I read a stat the new West Ham keeper has faced 11 shots in his first two games and conceded 8 goals. He plays like a subbuteo goalkeeper with no arms. (View Post)