I would grant independence to Scotland, but only on the basis that most of the north of England also becomes part of the newly independent Scotland. The frontiers of my beautiful new England would sp… (View Post)

Are you new here?  (View Post)

Every tuesday there would be a public gathering in all local parks around the country where people who litter are lined up and we can all throw tomatoes at them. We all get to then chill out have som… (View Post)

It’s a yes from me  (View Post)

All vegans rounded up and placed on the Isle Of Man, which is then ringed by underwater mines and a Navy patrol to ensure no-one leaves (View Post)

Tav, blink twice if you’re ok. (View Post)

Locking the gates to see a train leave half empty (half full if we win) is very frustrating. Especially seeing the number of trains on the service seems low compared to a few years ago (View Post)

Feels about right. What’s bext? Could be who’s our best striker since 2000, excluding anyone who played in the PL and anyone who scored double figures in a single season across all competitions. (View Post)

All people that can only manage 2 beers on a match day to be banished by their friendship group. 👋 @cantersaddick (View Post)

It loosely translates as ‘those who seeketh hardest to find the holy curly arrow shall succeed in thy life in getting backeth whence they came’. (View Post)