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fake PA announcements you'd like to hear

Alex Wright
Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
edited October 2007 in General Charlton
following on from the anorak addick fanzine thread.......

BDL suggested he's like to be able to say: "Message to Mr. Henry Irving, would you please go home as your wife has just gone over to Labour."

What PA announcements would you like to hear at the Valley?

I'd like: "Would Micheal Grade please go to the diary room"
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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,370
    For last season;

    'Could Mr Hasslebaink please pull his finger out from his arse'
  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,366
    For Fcuk sake Denis !!!!!!!
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    "would the owner of a white ford cortina, registration number CHG 288 N please remove it from the Chairmans personal parking space"
  • The Equaliser
    The Equaliser Posts: 762
    ' Attention a Mr K McKenzie your taxi to South Bermondsey is waiting behind the west Stand'
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    Would the Fan in N Block row ZZ seat 234 go collect your free season ticket for life
  • Thommo
    Thommo Posts: 1,439
    The next london bound train will be held until ten minutes after the final whistle allowing you all to see Chris Powells celebrations
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,934
    When Warnock's lot come to The Valley wouldn't it be funny if the new announcer called them "Palarse" in the build-up? ;-)
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,583
    How about using the PA system for the world's largest game of 'Simon Says'
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,168
    Here is a public safety announcement. For the respect and enjoyment of your fellow supporters, could the family near the front of H Block, East Stand, PLEASE stop continuously clapping. Thank You
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    Would the Fan in N Block row ZZ seat 234 go collect your Beer please do not queue as we have it ready to cllect sir

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,168
    Please remember thhat the Valley is a no-smoking stadium throughout. Until we score that is. Then you are allocated a 4 minutes amnesty to puff away as much as you like. Thank You
  • The Equaliser
    The Equaliser Posts: 762
    Attention Mr S Jordan , Mr R Murray has booked your car for your trip to the Championship and will be leaving the Valley at 4.55pm..........you tosser.
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,583
    "would fans in the east stand kindly refrain from trying to feed the goldfish that lives in the big screen"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,168
    Would the owner of the top of the range Ferrari parked outside the North Stand, please stand up so Curb It and Suzi can check you out. Thank You.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,168
    Could AFKA Bartram please stand up. Oh you are, apologies. Thank You
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,512
    The Football Licencing Authority have informed us that standing in the north upper is now compulsory
  • CAFCBourne
    CAFCBourne Posts: 3,817
    Mr Carter we have successfully located your littles uns in the toilet of North Upper please collect immediately
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,168
    Valley Gold time now, so please put your hands together and give a special Valley welcome to.....Simon Jordan !!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,168
    We have a treat for you at half time. Here, performing their new single 'i''m gonna get on all 4's and squeal like a pig', is Girls Allowed. Naked
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,168
    On the tannoy today, we're going to be largely celebrating the life and works of Milo.............

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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,512
    And to celebrate the Wedding of Mr Tavern and Miss Curb-it we are going to play "their Song"

    *and I'm feeling glad all over, yes I'm a glad all over....."
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,578
    If anyone has found a cat could they please return it to the lost property office
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,275
    ha ha... tho i would prefer to lolol
  • KillersBeard
    KillersBeard Posts: 985
    Oi you!, yes you in the east stand walking up the stairs, there's still ten minutes left you nob, siddarn!
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,538
    We have a lost child at the office answering to the name of Cory. Would the parents please collect him from.......
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Attention Mr Simons, the brewery dray is now behind the West Stand.
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    Can the North Upper please start teh Bouncy
    Thank You


    Also

    East Stand 15 minutes to go we are winning about time you all started to go home, Thank you for your part time support
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,028
    [cite]Posted By: kigelia[/cite]"would fans in the east stand kindly refrain from trying to feed the goldfish that lives in the big screen"

    Love it - I've pebbledashed my screen again you gits
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,975
    'Oi Golfie, we're 5-0 up and your'e still whinging. Shut up !!'
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,168
    "Could Danny Mills please stop reading Charlton Life, and return to the pitch for the 2nd Half immediately. Thank You"

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