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Katie Price

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    She's just set up an Only Fans account. In a world of free porn, who is honestly gonna wanna pay to see that. Like a yawning Walrus.
    Genuinely amazed she hasn't done that already.

    She'll probably make a fortune from it.
    As long as she pays everyone she owes first
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    ROTW said:
    Yeah, but would ya?
    I reckon the majority on this thread would tongue punch her shit box given half the chance
    I know at least 2 definites eh Dave 😉
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    ROTW said:
    Yeah, but would ya?
    I reckon the majority on this thread would tongue punch her shit box given half the chance
    Is that a line from the new Cyrano reboot?
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    I bet she charges a load for it and doesn't do anything more than softcore but willo still make a fortune before people realise she is ripping them off

    Easy money
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    Swisdom said:
    I bet she charges a load for it and doesn't do anything more than softcore but willo still make a fortune before people realise she is ripping them off

    Easy money
    What can we say, perverts are idiots…
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    "Yawning Walrus" and "Tongue punching her shitbox".

    THIS is what makes CL great. 

    Also all the resident blow hard pseudo politicians and social warriors know to stay clear of these threads and tend to concentrate somewhere else.
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    ROTW said:
    Yeah, but would ya?
    I reckon the majority on this thread would tongue punch her shit box given half the chance
    lmfao.....thanks for that
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    Classy thread for a classy lady...

    This thread is a corker; glad I got to enjoy it before the humour police turned up!
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    I do think she would be a much better looking 40 year old (milf general) if she hadn't over done it with surgery and unnecessary excessive glamour model make up stuff.

    Just stay natural. The tits peaked roughly 15 years ago but probably would have been better if she just completely left them alone to begin with.

    I don't like the pressure that women are under to look a certain way. Has an unnecessary damaging affect and it is a waste of time. 


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    My ex went to school with her. By all accounts a total slapper even then... 'oooh you can see me hairy mary' etc!
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    And a melted Welly like a melted Welly. Or Mary Poppins' bag if you prefer
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    What genuinely saddens me about this woman is other women find her inspirational. 

    She isn't mentally unwell, she is consumed by selfishness and embarked on a mission to lay every aspect of her life out for public consumption 

    I do dearly, dearly love her son Harvey though, his gusto for life, trains and vulgarity genuinely brings me happiness 
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    boggzy said:
    My ex went to school with her. By all accounts a total slapper even then... 'oooh you can see me hairy mary' etc!
    In those days Marys were hairy.
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    boggzy said:
    My ex went to school with her. By all accounts a total slapper even then... 'oooh you can see me hairy mary' etc!
    I remember about 3-4 years ago she claimed that she could count on her hands how many men she'd slept with.

    A woman who's been married 3 times, engaged at least twice, got a kid with Dwight Yorke, publicly announced she'd slept with Gareth Gates, and has had god knows how many other boyfriends. And that's without the one night stands and affairs.

    If it's less than 100 i'd be amazed.
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    Swisdom said:
    When she started out she was beautiful and natural. Now she has a face like a melted welly
    Seriously? Was she ever beautiful?
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    JaShea99 said:
    Swisdom said:
    When she started out she was beautiful and natural. Now she has a face like a melted welly
    Seriously? Was she ever beautiful?
    She wasn't exactly ugly.


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    JaShea99 said:
    Swisdom said:
    When she started out she was beautiful and natural. Now she has a face like a melted welly
    Seriously? Was she ever beautiful?
    she was.  Similar age to me so was on page 3 whenever I read the paper on the way to work.  Nearest I had to a bongo mag in those dark days 😀😀
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    JaShea99 said:
    Swisdom said:
    When she started out she was beautiful and natural. Now she has a face like a melted welly
    Seriously? Was she ever beautiful?
    She wasn't exactly ugly.


    Agree, but I don’t think she’s ever been close to ‘beautiful’.
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    Bet the gateway to her guts is seriously in need of some maintenance...😷😷
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    boggzy said:
    My ex went to school with her. By all accounts a total slapper even then... 'oooh you can see me hairy mary' etc!
    I remember about 3-4 years ago she claimed that she could count on her hands how many men she'd slept with.

    A woman who's been married 3 times, engaged at least twice, got a kid with Dwight Yorke, publicly announced she'd slept with Gareth Gates, and has had god knows how many other boyfriends. And that's without the one night stands and affairs.

    If it's less than 100 i'd be amazed.
    What matters?
    Whether she lied, or the woman’s sex life?
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