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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,192

    FML

  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956

    ov all da ppl i wud neva of fort it wud ave bin u. get out my life 4eva.

     

     

    Have you just copied that from a text on your mobile? :-)
  • PeteF
    PeteF Posts: 1,698
    Stuffing a pork sausage into some jelly
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,595
    I thought I blocked you??
    You don't even have a facebook, what do you know!?

    PS Send me your mobile number?
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,192

    "If you dont love me at my best, dont accept me at my worst"

    Or some other similar bullshit quote the attention seeking whores like to put

  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,950

    Can't wait for my holiday soon.

    Will post full details shortly for all you watching burglars.

  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,192

    Gary has been tagged in the album Ibiza 2011

    delete

  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348

    'smashed.com'

     

    F**k off

  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    36 Sleeps till Edinburgh. Woop woop!
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,192

    "So proud of my litle princess for going potty on her own. She is amazing and i love her so much"

    Leave it aht you schhllaaggg

    or

    "Im a great mother, because i look after my child!"

    You are supposed to ffs!


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  • red_murph
    red_murph Posts: 2,460
    Only two more sleeps until Tranmere!
  • BowieAddick
    BowieAddick Posts: 1,192
    LOL
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,595
    edited October 2011
    Toronto is amazing. There are cheerleaders and the cheerleaders serve beer and peanuts and the beer and peanuts are the best beer and peanuts I've ever had and the cheerleaders are amazing and I'm watching a game of American football!!
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,010
    36 Sleeps till Edinburgh. Woop woop!
    BOOM!
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,950

    TOWIE.

    Marco is a dreamboat.

    Don't like the bearded old f***er though trying to be in wiv dem.

  • i ad enuf of dows ejeet gurls dat chat lik der jus 5 year old an dont no chit bout ow 2 spel an breevate evryting an inteljint peepol av 2 try an figa it owt all da time. INIT! 
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348

    Pay Soljers Footballers Wages!!!

  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,799
    I now have 3 sheep, 12 cows, 4 pigs and an illegal gypsy site on my farm.................
  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,032
    eey eye eey aye ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,174
    "That satisfied feeling when you do one long poo and you dont need to wipe as it comes out clear".

    Or something like that.
    Yep a lifer wrote that. 

    Ah The Ghosty!

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  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,799
    Please
    copy & paste this bollocks to your status if you are constantly
    being asked to copy & paste some bollocks to your status by friends
    who copy & paste bollocks to their status. Many people won't copy
    & paste this bollocks but my true sarcastic friends will copy &
    paste this utter bollocks
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  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804
    You're invited to yet another event/birthday/gig that you couldnt give a shit about and theres no way in hell you'll be going to

    Response ..... 'Maybe'
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    Please
    copy & paste this bollocks to your status if you are constantly 
    being asked to copy & paste some bollocks to your status by friends 
    who copy & paste bollocks to their status. Many people won't copy 
    & paste this bollocks but my true sarcastic friends will copy & 
    paste this utter bollocks
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,976
    Please
    copy & paste this bollocks to your status if you are constantly 
    being asked to copy & paste some bollocks to your status by friends 
    who copy & paste bollocks to their status. Many people won't copy 
    & paste this bollocks but my true sarcastic friends will copy & 
    paste this utter bollocks
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    Charltonlife is going to start charging to use it soon CLIT Gold will be £14.99 per month CLIT Silver will be £9.99 and CLIT will be £4.99 p/m this cannot be allowed, they change the format, then something else, post this message on your status if you agree.
  • Vinnie V.
    Vinnie V. Posts: 1,509

    Vinnie has had a cull. If you didn't make the grade it doesn't necessarily mean you're a c**t. But, chances are............

     

    Pissed off a lot of people i don't care about and haven't seen for 20 years.

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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,950

    Me so silly :)

     

    *Attaches picture of self pulling funny face in a mirror*

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