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  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,799
    Why????? I'ts always me....................
  • davy
    davy Posts: 420
    Ive just had a sex wee!
  • CAFCdamo
    CAFCdamo Posts: 1,692
    Now that you have started reading this you cannot stop or you will be brutally murdered.
    To stop this from happening you must post this to 10 of your friends , run through the town centre naked and press f5.
    This is true so please do it otherwise Jenny will get you.
    Blah....Blah.....Blah
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,780

    GOOD LUCK EVERYONE !!~~This year October has 5 Mondays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This Happens once every 823years. This is called money bags. So copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui. The one who does not copy, will be without money.

    Once every 823 years? Go buy a fecking diary. That's me skint then.

  • SE10
    SE10 Posts: 2,169
    What time we got Jeremy Kyle in the morning ?
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,010
    I'm an engaged man don't you know.
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Sat in the hospital with my poorly boyfriend xx
    *** ********* Is he ok ? 
    ***** ****** Yeah he's fine thanks xxx



    ?!
  • SE10
    SE10 Posts: 2,169

    Laura - Really Upset, Feel like I'm about to cry.

    John  - You Ok ?!

    Laura - Yes, Fine

    Jane - Hope your Ok ?? xx

    Laura - Inbox Me Now!!! xx

  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,929
    having a curry tonight with roy walker
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,799
    having a curry tonight with roy walker
    It's good but it's not right.

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  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,109

    My neighbour is standing topless at her window....nice

     

  • DickVanDykesDiscoDog
    DickVanDykesDiscoDog Posts: 1,021

    My neighbour is standing topless at her window....nice

     

    Is that the pensioner neighbour ?
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,109

    My neighbour is standing topless at her window....nice

     

    Is that the pensioner neighbour ?
    Thats the one, she's tucking them in her socks!
  • DickVanDykesDiscoDog
    DickVanDykesDiscoDog Posts: 1,021
    corrrrrrrrrr  !!!
  • InCurbsWeTrusted
    InCurbsWeTrusted Posts: 300

    I can't believe they're back together again, after all the shit that's just gone between them!

    ...my arse cheeks, that is.. :)

  • DickVanDykesDiscoDog
    DickVanDykesDiscoDog Posts: 1,021

    I can't believe they're back together again, after all the shit that's just gone between them!

    ...my arse cheeks, that is.. :)

    thought you were referring to DA9's neighbours tatties 
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,950
    BFR is unsure about something...


    What?

     

    Why????? I'ts always me....................

    What?

    I'm worried about both of you.

  • RalphMilnesgut
    RalphMilnesgut Posts: 1,753
    Gonna put on my disco dress, the one with a pouch and no pockets
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,929
    paris at the weekend with melanie sykes
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,349
    Why????? I'ts always me....................




    Awww... what's up babe?

     


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  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,231
    Gonna put on my disco dress, the one with a pouch and no pockets
    dungarees?
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,349

    Read this link about how illegal immigrants are being given michelin star free meals on wheels, delivered in a gold plated Ferrari by the ghosts of Elvis Presley and John Lennon, while our dear old Nan's can't even afford a tin of catfood... makes my blood boil. Please repost this if you are a gulible racist idiot who is prepared to believe anything they read about foreigners being to blame for all the country's woes....  

  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,482

    Read this link about how illegal immigrants are being given michelin star free meals on wheels, delivered in a gold plated Ferrari by the ghosts of Elvis Presley and John Lennon, while our dear old Nan's can't even afford a tin of catfood... makes my blood boil. Please repost this if you are a gulible racist idiot who is prepared to believe anything they read about foreigners being to blame for all the country's woes....  

    I'm tempted to actually post that
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,174
    Please
    copy & paste this bollocks to your status if you are constantly 
    being asked to copy & paste some bollocks to your status by friends 
    who copy & paste bollocks to their status. Many people won't copy 
    & paste this bollocks but my true sarcastic friends will copy & 
    paste this utter bollocks
    Cheers Beds, posted this on my status...no...really!
  • DickVanDykesDiscoDog
    DickVanDykesDiscoDog Posts: 1,021
    Gonna put on my disco dress, the one with a pouch and no pockets
    dungarees?

    Hey .... thats no fair !!!
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,864

    Read this link about how illegal immigrants are being given michelin star free meals on wheels, delivered in a gold plated Ferrari by the ghosts of Elvis Presley and John Lennon, while our dear old Nan's can't even afford a tin of catfood... makes my blood boil. Please repost this if you are a gulible racist idiot who is prepared to believe anything they read about foreigners being to blame for all the country's woes....  


    And they are allowed to wear their national football shirts in the pub when doing so.
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,334
    Please
    copy & paste this bollocks to your status if you are constantly 
    being asked to copy & paste some bollocks to your status by friends 
    who copy & paste bollocks to their status. Many people won't copy 
    & paste this bollocks but my true sarcastic friends will copy & 
    paste this utter bollocks
    1 of the best comments I have ever seen on this forum!!!!
  • McLovin
    McLovin Posts: 2,307

    Got sexually assaulted on the train on the way in to work LOL

  • DickVanDykesDiscoDog
    DickVanDykesDiscoDog Posts: 1,021

    Got sexually assaulted on the train on the way in to work LOL


    You romantic old bugger
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,950

    Got sexually assaulted on the train on the way in to work LOL

    LMAO, unlucky.

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