Star signs

Floyd Montana · October 2011

I'm a typical Scorpio. Mean, moody and good in bed

Er, no, it means you were born around 1985, are a stretched version of a Sierra and can be bought on ebay for £450.

Alex Wright · October 2011

I'm an addick

_MrDick · October 2011

I'm a typical Scorpio. Mean, moody and good in bed
Er, no, it means you were born around 1985, are a stretched version of a Sierra and can be bought on ebay for £450.

HaHa...I wish I was born in 1985. You have the 8 and the 5 around the wrong way

JVL · October 2011

Leo.

All nonsense obviously, as they're supposed to be
megalomaniac show-offs. What? Oh.

cafcfan · October 2011

There is a gradual shift in the orientation of Earth's axis of rotation, which traces out a cone once every 26,000 years. Therefore the Earth's alignment to the constellations change. Therefore the dates of the zodiac signs change. They have changed a lot since they were first allocated.

So, if someone says they are a Scorpio they are actually more likely to be a Libra. I guess that tells you all you need to know.

Now, where did I put my lucky pants?