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Best or Funniest Chants/Songs you've heard
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"There's only two Kerry Mayos" Brighton fans about their defender Kerry Mayo and his wife Kerry.0
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Plymouth fans to Exeter fans: "You dirty northern b******s"0
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This used to get sung at places like barnsley in the 80's:
He's only a poor little miner
who should be at work at the shaft
he's not digging coal cos he's on the dole
McGregor has had the last laugh0 -
[cite]Posted By: sygonrima[/cite]I think a number of clubs have done this one but I have never seen it done better than at Southend.
When 1-0 down
"Lets pretend lets pretend lets pretend we've scored a goal"
Cue crowd go mental.
five minutes later
"Lets pretend lets pretens lets pretend we've scored again"
Crown go mental again.
folowed by 10 minutes of "2-1 to the southend" and "you only sing when youre winning" etc.
superb ... love this one0 -
Your Sister is your Mother
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When we played Spurs just after Paul Robinson had a bit of extra marital and his old woman left him,'Wheres ya Mrs gone' to the tune of 'Wheres ya mama gone'. Made me chuckle anyway!0
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When Rooney was kicked out of home after his indiscretions the Everton fans were singing, 'No woman, No Kye'.
Cruel rather than funny, but certainly inventive.0 -
The pigeons better than Parker!0
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Who sold the miners out?[cite]Posted By: eldavide[/cite]Lived in Nottingham 1992-1994,
Nottingham.
Nottingham.0 -
dnt ask me why, but was at west ham v oxford earlier in the year. west ham started singin 'ur boat is fuckn shit, ur boat ius fukn shit'0
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"We wanted Mourinho, we got our physio"
Tranmere fans at the Valley last year0 -
Know a Luton fan who told me that years back they had a home game against Cardiff which happened to fall on Valentines day. He said funniest thing he's heard at football was when the Cardiff fans started singing...
"We're only here cos we're single! Here cos we're siiiiinngle"0 -
when holland played austria, they sung "one joseph fritzel"0
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I remember a goalkeeper putting his little kit bag thing down on the goal line, I think during a friendly at The Valley in the mid-90s, and we responded with "get your handbag out the goal." The ref heard the chant and made him move it. Only time I've seen a ref respond to a chant.0
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"You're wifes shagging cannon and ball" to Harry Kewell when his wife was on I'm a Celeb a few years back. Can't remember who sung it though.0
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The Kop to a black player (can't remember who) who'd dyed his hair white: "One pint of guinness, there's only one pint of guinness..."0
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very funny like the pretend goal one we gotta do that at the valley0
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Agreed. We need to poach that pretend goal one0
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there's only 2 andy gorams..... after he'd been diagnosed with a form of schizophrenia.
Deutschlands Nummer zwei...sang to jens lehman after oliver khan was picked ahead of him for germany.
he ain't efe, he's his brother...sang to sam sodje during his time at brentford.0 -
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Viera, woah oh oh oh
Viera, woah oh oh oh
He's off to Real Madrid
Cos Wenger Touches Kids.
The Jimmy Hill song at Hampden still cracks me up for it's childishness "We hate Jimmy Hill, he's a poof, he's a poof"0 -
Brilliant![cite]Posted By: paulbaconsarnie[/cite]he ain't efe, he's his brother...sang to sam sodje during his time at brentford.
West Ham v Derby in the eighties. "Cox Out" from the Derby fans matched by "Dicks Out" from West Ham.0 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES5EWE_CLVk&feature=related
Always a good song when someone takes the mickey out of trAshley Cole!0 -
hahah heard this the other day watching city vs united"Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"0 -
might have sounded better if more than 6 people were singing it though. Surrounded by cringing faces. :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES5EWE_CLVk&feature=related
Always a good song when someone takes the mickey out of trAshley Cole!
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Canaries fans at Old Trafford the other week, to the tune Sloop John B:
"We've come for our scarves, we've come for our scar-ar-arves, we're Norwich City, and we,ve come for our scarves..."
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We could have done this one against Southend last year to the tune of the adams family
"Your uncle and your brother
your sister and your mother
all jack up with each other
in your junkie family."
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When Southampton were relegated against Manure the clock was on 89mins Manure started singing "your going down in a minute".
Made me laugh.
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I did lik eStevenage the other week singing 'Is there a fire drill?' when our fans started leaving.
I remember singing to David James that he was England's number 4 and him turning round and shouting 'Number 4? f** off!'
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I thought he looked puzzled then held up three fingers. Made me chuckle.I did lik eStevenage the other week singing 'Is there a fire drill?' when our fans started leaving.
I remember singing to David James that he was England's number 4 and him turning round and shouting 'Number 4? f** off!'
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