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The best Scott Parker facts

petetheaddick
petetheaddick Posts: 375
edited November 2011 in General Charlton

this was sent to me by my Spurs supporting mate, it made me laugh.

 

http://www.tottenblog.com/2011/11/best-scott-parker-facts.html?

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  • BigBoi_CharltonFan
    BigBoi_CharltonFan Posts: 76
    Brilliant :)
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,192
    That is quite funny
  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,111
    "When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Scott Parker." 

    Ha!
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Quality
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,243
    very good :-)
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 34,343
    I take it he signed a 5 year contract for them in the summer..................so thats him off to Arsenal in January then !!
  • GreenWithEnvy
    GreenWithEnvy Posts: 1,857

    I wish we had managed to keep him, he seems to be everyone's legend now : (

     

  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,243

    I wish we had managed to keep him, he seems to be everyone's legend now : (

     


    ... but could have been a bigger legend throughout the country if he had approached his transfer from us in a better way, i.e. left at the end of the season and movd to a club that actually wanted him to play ... would have been better for England as well
  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,032
    Scott Parker.... ungrateful greedy git.
  • kitchenchef
    kitchenchef Posts: 208
    I wasn't impressed with how he left us, but i liked him before and i like him now!

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  • kitchenchef
    kitchenchef Posts: 208
    lets do our own one for one of our players!!! any ideas?
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,990
    edited November 2011
    Kermorgant is our Cantona.


    Ooh Aah Kermorgant, I suppose.

    Any analogies.....?
  • fielderdaniel
    fielderdaniel Posts: 252
    edited November 2011

    I just saw kermorgant pass Usain Bolt in a race ........whilst jogging backwards

  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    kermorgant was the first frenchman to break through the bastille in paris.
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 13,198

    what came first a chicken or an egg? neither. kemorgant would of beaten both of them to it.

     

     

     

  • fielderdaniel
    fielderdaniel Posts: 252
    As a child Kermorgant taught Zidane everything he knows.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,090
    There is no evolution, just a list of animals kermorgant allows to live
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,192
    Kermit the frog is actually named in honour of Yann Kermogant
  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,032
    Kermorgant was due to be beheaded but the blade bounced back off his neck. Mon dieu.
  • fielderdaniel
    fielderdaniel Posts: 252
    Kermogant only has one weakness.........Garlic

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  • Penfolds Perm
    Penfolds Perm Posts: 554
    Carla Bruni's baby looks like Yann Kermogant.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,494
    lets do our own one for one of our players!!! any ideas?
    Yes - just nick a load of quotes from another internet meme and replace 'Chuck Norris' with 'Yann Kermogant'. Oh wait - Spurtz already did that.

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