A CL Panto?

For the first time in 3 or 4 years there's no pantomime for us to watch on the pitch so would it be worth CL producing its own panto? I'm sure the talent is there with any number of volunteers to play principal boys, ugly sisters, Baron Hardups, sleeping beauties, dwarveds, buttons and Cinderellas. Personally I'd be happy to be a pheasant plucker amongst the crowd of village yokels and of course it would, for once, be perfectly acceptable to boo! Any suggestions as to which panto and who should take the leading roles?  (It's possible that one or two current or ex-players could also participate).