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5 Things You Just Don't Get

Chirpy Red
Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
edited December 2011 in Fun, Jokes & Captions

The "Is it me?" thread. Things that appear very popular with the masses but just leave you cold -

1) U2

2) Beetroot

3) American Football

4) Fairytale of New York  - The Pouges and Kirsty McCall

5) The Mighty Boosh 

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  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    Who says all the above are popular with the 'masses' ? ....... for my part .. 3 outta 5 aint bad
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    glee
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    1) The Adams family song

    2) People still bleating when we're 5 points clear at the top of the table

    3)  The Adams family song

    4)  The Adams family song

    5)  Bovril ;-0


  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    edited December 2011

    1) Simply come dancing or whatever it is

    2) Michael Buble

    3) People being so prescious about the minor things in life

    4) 4X4 Cars in London or surrounding areas (Chislehurst im looking at you!)

    5) The Twilight Saga

  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,725
    1) Harry Potter

    2) Strickly come Dancing

    3) Religion

    4) SweetCorn

    5) Rihanna
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304

    1.  Eastenders

    2.  Celebrity...whatever

    3.  Platinum blondes in high heels and stockings

    4.  Mashed swede

    5.  The Olympics

  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345

     

    3.  Platinum blondes in high heels and stockings

    a bad look on men I agree, but on women ? ... come on man get a grip, it's Christmas .. yo ho yo ho hoh ho

  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658

    1) Miranda

    2) Kate Moss

    3) Superdry

    4) Ten Pin Bowling

    5) Wayne Rooney

  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Marmite?
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    Who says all the above are popular with the 'masses' ? ....... for my part .. 3 outta 5 aint bad
    Look fella, I don't know who you are but you need some therapy. It's a bit of fun.
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  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    Who says all the above are popular with the 'masses' ? ....... for my part .. 3 outta 5 aint bad
    Look fella, I don't know who you are but you need some therapy. It's a bit of fun.
    I need therapy ?? .... yo ho hoooho .. and fella? .. I aint a lumberjack chuck
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,484
    Star Wars
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    edited December 2011

    1) Friends - TV prog

    2) Mustard

    3) Peter Risdale's CV

    4) Sci Fi

    5) Blowjobs

  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Star Wars
    This

    and

    Noel Fielding
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,899
    madonna

    sushi

    rapping

    internet banking

    pension funds
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,725
    Star Wars
    This

    and

    Noel Fielding
    I don't mind him on buzzcocks but The Mighty Boosh is just plain crap and not funny. 
  • SuperCliveMendonca
    SuperCliveMendonca Posts: 912

    1) Cabbage

    2) Cabbage

    3) Cabbage

    4) Cabbage

    5) Cabbage

  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890

    1 non-alcoholic lager

    2 red wine

    3 chicken kievs

    4 fishing

    5 the red hot chilli peppers

  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited December 2011

    .

  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,072
    edited December 2011
    1. Dubstep
    2. Getting drunk than boasting about it on the internet.
    3. Obsession with away attendances.
    4. Slating things that are popular (I think that one works!)
    5. Being confrontational.
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  • BaronPaolo
    BaronPaolo Posts: 372

    1. Elvis impersonators.

    2. The Main Stream Media.( Show us the REAL truth in the news please)

    3. Obsessions with celebrities!!!!

    4..High level corruption

    5. Package holidays

  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    6) Rhys Ifans - seems to stick one up whoever happens to be the hottest bird on the planet at the time. Why?
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited December 2011

    Because?

     

    Hang on a minute - are you talking about Anna Friel?  God help us...another Freemans catalogue model from the English soaps who can't act..

  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995

    Sprouts.  Can't believe nobody else has named them.

    Most Politicians.

    Jeremy Clarkson.

    Policemen with radar guns.

    Supermarkets who make enormous profits, but keep on telling us what wonderful savings they are offering.

    Louis Walsh.

  • Addickted4life
    Addickted4life Posts: 7,467
    The X factor
  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,109
    1. Fake tan. You don't look like you've been on holiday, you look like a pikey. 

    2. Celebrity obsessions (agreed Baron). 

    3. Dance/dubstep/trance music 

    4. Tennis 

    5. Reality TV 
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304

    Policemen with radar guns.

    No Granpa - thats Star Wars.

     

    I SAID  "THATS STAR WARS" Granpa.  Do you want another cup of tea?

  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,725
    1. Fake tan. You don't look like you've been on holiday, you look like a pikey. 

    2. Celebrity obsessions (agreed Baron). 

    3. Dance/dubstep/trance music 

    4. Tennis 

    5. Reality TV 
    Fake Tan. Great call. Women who are all "oranged" up look disgusting.
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    1- Jordan
    2- The Only Way is Essex
    3- Tea
    4- The Sun (Newspaper)
    5 - Misery for miseries sake.
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997

    1) Vegetables

    2) 90% of Charlton supporters

    3) X-Factor

    4) Tim Wisemans tweets

    5) Supporting Millwall

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