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5 Things You Just Don't Get

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  • Addickted4life
    Addickted4life Posts: 7,467
    edited December 2011
    Supporting Palace 

  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658

    Because?

     

    Hang on a minute - are you talking about Anna Friel?  God help us...another Freemans catalogue model from the English soaps who can't act..

    you don't like her then?
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304

    I wouldn't sneak out of her bed in the morning, but I wouldn't call her later in the day.

  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    People who post on here after a draw wailing about a lack of a Plan B.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    facebook
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    my choice of would'yas.
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    Fulham tickets
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    Young men who talk in a mock Jamaican accent.

    1st Division linesmen - why are they always so short?

    Christmas cards.

    People who go jogging carrying enough bottles of water to fill a bath.

    Food packaging that says "Improved Recipe!"
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    ive got one!!
  • Folev the red
    Folev the red Posts: 2,087
    guys who think i want to see their skids
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  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    Booooooooo! Could have strung him along a bit longer!
  • Oriental_Addick
    Oriental_Addick Posts: 1,003

    1) Friends - TV prog

    2) Mustard

    3) Peter Risdale's CV

    4) Sci Fi

    5) Blowjobs

    You're more of the 'rimming' type aren't you?
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658

    I wouldn't sneak out of her bed in the morning, but I wouldn't call her later in the day.

    I doubt you would, without her phone number.
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    Your trousers/jeans hanging round your knees!
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658

    1) White underwear - there's no hiding place (re the skids)

  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    edited December 2011
    7) Shakespeare!! There you are, I've said it.
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658

    10) Long distance running - pure torture with no skill involved whatsoever. For dull people who would sooner be a machine. 

  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    6) People that wear flags to games
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,726
    34) Lady Gaga
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256

    Wasps

    Grass (the mowing sort)

    Christmas shopping

    Milk cartons

    X Factor.

     

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  • HarryAMuse
    HarryAMuse Posts: 1,178

    1. Foo Fighters

    2. Only Fools & Horses

    3. Broccoli

    4. The Shawahank Redemption (it's ok but...)

    5. Beer

  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    Draught UK manufactured lager - Stella, Carlsberg, Carling, Fosters, Kroeneburg.......
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997

    96) Smoking

  • Its_Hamer_Time
    Its_Hamer_Time Posts: 1,565
    6) People that wear flags to games
    LOL Bully.... you've ruined his match day experience!
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    11) Platitudes at work - if people are so dull and unimaginative they can't think of anything other than a regurgitation of 'have a good weekend' or 'thank god its friday' or 'room for a small one' when entering the lift, then they should keep their mouths shut. The lift is a breeding place for such silence filling dross  - 'like to see them get 23 people in here, ha ha ha ha' 
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,726
    65)  Whisky
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    6) People that wear flags to games
    LOL Bully.... you've ruined his match day experience!
    He definitely missed me Saturday!
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    98) Bald people that can't accept it.
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    47a) Overpriced brand logo wearers (unless your a teenager)
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    Reading. (that of books, not the town in Berkshire).

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