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5 Things You Just Don't Get

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  • Olly Murs Lookalikes trying to be trendy
  • Fiiiiiish
    Fiiiiiish Posts: 1,671
    Fans wearing lycra tops under their football shirts like the players.
  • 6) People that wear flags to games
    LOL Bully.... you've ruined his match day experience!
    He definitely missed me Saturday!
    He wore the flag because he knew you wasn't coming!!
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    Olly Murs Lookalikes trying to be trendy
    Plaaayer lookalikes trying to be singers.
  • Olly Murs Lookalikes trying to be trendy
    Plaaayer lookalikes trying to be singers.
    LOL
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    6- People hijacking threads to talk to their friends.
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845

    Rap "music"

    Big Brother

    Strickly Come....... Dancing

    League 1 refs & linesmen

    Boris Busses

  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Works Christmas Parties. Why do people think I want to 'party' with them just 'cos I work with them.
    You'd think most of the brain dead ameoba that I work with have never been out the way they are going on about it! That said they probably haven't. And there will be the obligatory fool in antler deely boppers.

    Deely Boppers.
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    edited December 2011
    6- People hijacking threads to talk to their friends.
    99) Jealous people
  • 6- People hijacking threads to talk to their friends.
    142: People with no friends.
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  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658

     119) Why most work do's involve going for a meal when you have a much better time over the pub.

     

    Answer -  it's a woman inspired move because they know that generally speaking they are not funny and there's a better chance of being entertained by a bloke at the dinner table. Blokes, unless on the pull will generally leave the women to bore each other senseless whislt they have a laugh but the meal breaks all that up. They also like a nice full gunt.  (the women on this board are the exception of course)

  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,982

     119) Why most work do's involve going for a meal when you have a much better time over the pub.

     

    Answer -  it's a woman inspired move because they know that generally speaking they are not funny and there's a better chance of being entertained by a bloke at the dinner table. Blokes, unless on the pull will generally leave the women to bore each other senseless whislt they have a laugh but the meal breaks all that up. They also like a nice full gunt.  (the women on this board are the exception of course)


    God help you when Curb it reads this  :-)
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    thats why i caveated it with the last sentence or do you think that won't be enough to save me?
  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,031
    Rap Music
    X- Factor
    People who think orange skin is attractive
    The England football team
    Politics
    Reality tv shows

    I know ... there's 6 on here!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    edited December 2011

    grown men in replica shirts

    crocs (the shoes not the reptile)

    dr who

    girls that dont put out

    reality tv

     

  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    The worrying thing sralan is that although i agree with you, what else is there in the world? I think you've encapsulated England in 2011 in 6 concise sentences.
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    69) Cheryl Cole
  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,031
    69) Cheryl Cole
    She's ok until she opens her mouth.
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    thats why i caveated it with the last sentence or do you think that won't be enough to save me?
    She's on her holibobs so I reckon you're safe.
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    thats why i caveated it with the last sentence or do you think that won't be enough to save me?
    She's on her holibobs so I reckon you're safe.
    it's great being (reasonably) anonymous. It's my mother in law post i'm more concerned about.
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  •  119) Why most work do's involve going for a meal when you have a much better time over the pub.

     

    Answer -  it's a woman inspired move because they know that generally speaking they are not funny and there's a better chance of being entertained by a bloke at the dinner table. Blokes, unless on the pull will generally leave the women to bore each other senseless whislt they have a laugh but the meal breaks all that up. They also like a nice full gunt.  (the women on this board are the exception of course)

    They like a nice full what?!
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,982
    It's a combination of gut and .....
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    Making sure one is nice and full early on in the evening can often help in securing the contract for filling the other one up later.
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,838
    edited December 2011

    Mary Portas. Always think of Al Murray digging out those who talk up the mundane.

    "What do you do love? A "retail expert".... YOU GO SHOPPING!!"

    Chris Evans. If I want to listen to someone talking about themselves non-stop I'll buy an audiobook autobiography thanks.

    Christmas lights which you spend an hour putting up, climbing through a Holly bush in the process, only to find the transformer you carefully packed away last year has fallen to bits. Yes I know I should have checked the bloody thing.......

     

  • Brunello
    Brunello Posts: 1,950

    1) Women comediennes

    2) Michal Jackson

    3) Yoof talk

    4) Science Fiction

    5) Queuing up at midnight to get the latest game or book. 

     

  • X factor

    Michael Jackson

    People who find modern cars interesting/exciting

    Pingu

    Oysters



  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    X factor

    Michael Jackson

    People who find modern cars interesting/exciting

    Pingu

    Oysters



    Pingu? brilliant!!!
  • Computer Games
    Jim Carrey
    Rugby League
    Oxford Street 
    ITV Sport

  • legaladdick
    legaladdick Posts: 1,808
    People who walk and text at the same time so they don't look where they are going.

  • Ross
    Ross Posts: 4,409
    Calvin Klein/other brand name underwear.

    Why pay £18 for one pair of boxers when I can buy 3 pairs for a tenner from M&S and it's far more comfortable, and no one sees it anyway!