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Songs for tonight !

AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
edited February 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Come on then, let's have your best comedy efforts.

To red flag flying high

Valentine's, is not for me,
I'd rather be at The Valley.
No flowers or posh restaurant,
It's all about Yann Kermorgant
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  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    Lol
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    We're supposed to be at home ...
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    Love it!
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    To the tune of cheerio cheerio cheerio...

    Er indoors, er indoors, er indoors,
    can shut her noise, shut her noise, shut her nooooise,
    i'm with the boys, with the boys, with the boys,
    with the boys, WITH THE BOYS.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,212
    edited February 2012

    Wise men say
    Only fools rush in
    But I can't help falling in love with Yann

    Does your Missus know you're here

    Divorced in the morning
    We're getting Divorced in the morning
  • CHG
    CHG Posts: 4,529
    Valentine's who gives a f**k?
    We Top of the league and we're going up!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    You shouldn't moan,
    You got a card,
    But tonight I'm with
    Bradley Pritchard
    Der, Der, Der, Der.....

    We've had good times,
    We've had a laugh,
    But ill tell you now,
    You're no Wagstaff
    Der, Der, Der, Der....
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    To the tune of puppy love...

    And they call it Charlton looooooaaaoooovvveeee,
    Valentines who gives a f***
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    You shouldn't moan,
    You got a card,
    But tonight I'm with
    Bradley Pritchard
    Der, Der, Der, Der.....

    We've had good times,
    We've had a laugh,
    But ill tell you now,
    You're no Wagstaff
    Der, Der, Der, Der....
    Hahahaha Brilliant
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,222
    And as he was saying goodbye to his wife, he said goodbye to his wife, goodbye wife, goodbye wife

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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    D..I..S..C.O she is D..I..S..C..O she is D..I..S..C..O she is D..I..S..C..O

    she is D..disappointed
    she is I..indoors
    she is S..spitting mad
    she is C..cursing me
    she is O o o o

  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    And its Charlton Athletic,
    Charlton Athletic FC
    I should be with my wife
    But Charlton are my life
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    We're better than porn
    We're better than porn,
    Charlton Athletic, we're better than porn.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    We'll make do with porn
    We'll make do with porn
    Who needs romance
    Well make do with porn
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Got there eventually...
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,222
    My other half said “Take me out tonight”, I said f*ck off, bastard, you're a c*nt


    :')
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    We'll make do with porn
    We'll make do with porn
    Who needs romance
    Well make do with porn
    Another gem
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    "she's feeling... sad all over
    yes she's... sad all over
    baby she's... sad all over
    so sad she's miiiiinnnnne".

    love that song!
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Who's the w*nker on his own....
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,632
    edited February 2012
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  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,632
    She's sat at home
    She's not happy
    I'm watching the mighty Cafc

    I told the truth
    Here's what i said
    The addicks are better than you in bed
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    My ol wife, said take me out tonight,
    I said "leave off, Charlton are at home.
    We've got the Dons from the concrete city,
    I'll pass if you don't mind on a bit of titty"
    She got sad, she went mad,
    She threw me out of our pad,
    She changed the locks and told me to eff off
    I laughed and shrugged my shoulders,
    Though i'll really miss those boulders
    BUT I'M OFF TO THE VALLEY !
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    "sit down shut up"

    parting words to the missus as you walk out the front door
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,632
    Stand up, if you've just been dumped
    Stand up, if you've just been dumped

    Followed by

    I want the roses back, I want the roses back
  • Phantom_User
    Phantom_User Posts: 655
    More important than the wife,
    More important than the wife,
    Charlton Athletic is more important than the wife..
  • DRF
    DRF Posts: 2,455
    To the tune of cheerio cheerio cheerio...

    Er indoors, er indoors, er indoors,
    can shut her noise, shut her noise, shut her nooooise,
    i'm with the boys, with the boys, with the boys,
    with the boys, WITH THE BOYS.
    Bit gay!
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    My other half said “Take me out tonight”, I said f*ck off, bastard, you're a c*nt


    :')
    Very poetic...
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Sit down if you're pussy whipped
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,839
    Instead of
    "you're getting sacked in the morning!"
    it'll be
    "we're getting divorced in the morning!"
  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 2,995
    Come on then, let's have your best comedy efforts.

    To red flag flying high

    Valentine's, is not for me,
    I'd rather be at The Valley.
    No flowers or posh restaurant,
    It's all about Yann Kermorgant

    Love it

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