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davy
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Any of you guys been on this? F*cking brilliant website with so many horny birds who want big portions large. Whenever i go out i never pull because im pissed as fart but on this website you can be pissed as fart and still pull. Ive already got 3 dates and i only joined yesterday...........................................
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Are you sure they're real women?0
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Erm no they're made up. Thats why they advertise on national tv for people who want an imaginary girlfriend.0
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Ladyboys then?0
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Well ive been on there before and pulled a few and they were definitely women!0
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No chicks with dicks but fannys and tits0
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Bejesus I assume your over 30 Davy! If I were single and could not get a date normally, I would give it a go.
Nathan mate your girlfriend is Mrs Palm and I doubt she's faithful to you!
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Do you have to pay a subscription fee for this form of fannys and tits and many horny birds who want big portions large?0
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Dazzler21 yes im over 30. Defo give it a go if you're single again mate
Pork_pie 29.99 for one month thats all you need mate.0 -
Do you have to pay a subscription fee for this form of fannys and tits and many horny birds who want big portions large?
That's what the chip shop is for ;-) Take her there and you'd get blown all night0 -
Whenever i go out i never pull because im pissed as fart
Unbelieveable davy, because apart from the drinking you sound like a real catch.
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Any of you guys been on this? F*cking brilliant website with so many horny birds who want big portions large. Whenever i go out i never pull because im pissed as fart but on this website you can be pissed as fart and still pull. Ive already got 3 dates and i only joined yesterday...........................................
Mate, this is a Charlton site. Foot fetish & perv sites are elsewhere.0
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