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NEW ARTICLE: League One Traffic Update
AFKABartram
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"That was Yazz with 'The Only Way is Up'. It's Friday, the time is 10.28, and you’re listening to Charlton Life FM, the Number One League One radio show. Now over to Johann with all the travel"
"Thanks AFKA. In Sheffield, reports are emerging of a massive derailment occurring in the Hillsborough region. Massive delays are expected, with progress to the Championship now at a snail’s pace. Travellers are being warned to expect at least 15 months to complete their journey. Much anger is being displayed by those caught up in the derailment, with those witnessing the incident not knowing whether to blame the driver, the owner of the train company, or their fellow passengers. No other problems are being experienced in other parts of the City, with those making good progress on their journey finding the predicament of their fellow town folk amusing.
Still in Yorkshire, and traffic in Huddersfield is still being affected by the horrific incident earlier in the week where a number of people lost their heads. The Town remains at a standstill and despite many people being close to completing their journey, fears are growing that this may never occur. This has come as a great shock to a town which recently went 43 weeks without a single incident before a unstoppable juggernaut from South London inflicted widespread and lasting damage.
In the Wirral, bus travellers are being warned to expect severe delays over the weekend as many of the Birkenhead Bus fleet are being deployed at Prenton Park to fill the six yard boxes ahead of a procession scheduled for tomorrow afternoon.
Down the M1, and traffic is being delayed by a relatively new but unpopular vehicle travelling in a continuous loop around one of Milton Keynes many roundabouts. Much to the delight of other travellers around the country, the vehicle is not expected to make any progress in the near term, and hopes are raised it will soon move on to one of the more minor roundabouts. Thanks to @Karl31 on Twitter for the update.
In South East London, no problems reported and plans for a forthcoming flyover between Charlton and Bermondsey look set to get the go ahead in the summer.
I’m Johann Biro, and you’re listening to the League One traffic update on Charlton Life FM"
"Thanks AFKA. In Sheffield, reports are emerging of a massive derailment occurring in the Hillsborough region. Massive delays are expected, with progress to the Championship now at a snail’s pace. Travellers are being warned to expect at least 15 months to complete their journey. Much anger is being displayed by those caught up in the derailment, with those witnessing the incident not knowing whether to blame the driver, the owner of the train company, or their fellow passengers. No other problems are being experienced in other parts of the City, with those making good progress on their journey finding the predicament of their fellow town folk amusing.
Still in Yorkshire, and traffic in Huddersfield is still being affected by the horrific incident earlier in the week where a number of people lost their heads. The Town remains at a standstill and despite many people being close to completing their journey, fears are growing that this may never occur. This has come as a great shock to a town which recently went 43 weeks without a single incident before a unstoppable juggernaut from South London inflicted widespread and lasting damage.
In the Wirral, bus travellers are being warned to expect severe delays over the weekend as many of the Birkenhead Bus fleet are being deployed at Prenton Park to fill the six yard boxes ahead of a procession scheduled for tomorrow afternoon.
Down the M1, and traffic is being delayed by a relatively new but unpopular vehicle travelling in a continuous loop around one of Milton Keynes many roundabouts. Much to the delight of other travellers around the country, the vehicle is not expected to make any progress in the near term, and hopes are raised it will soon move on to one of the more minor roundabouts. Thanks to @Karl31 on Twitter for the update.
In South East London, no problems reported and plans for a forthcoming flyover between Charlton and Bermondsey look set to get the go ahead in the summer.
I’m Johann Biro, and you’re listening to the League One traffic update on Charlton Life FM"
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Great one.
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Excellent - and so true re Tranmere parking the bus....0
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Brilliant, have forwarded this link to a Hudds mate who agrees its quality too0
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news coming in from Sheffield that the owner of the massive train is looking to relocate to the north end of the West Coast Main Line and develote to Glasgow where there is an even more massive enterprise ripe for breaking up0
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very good ... nice one AFKA0
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Very good.0
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Made my morning ...... thanks AFKA0
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Love it, AFKA!0
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I hope no one posts a link on Owlstalk.
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Excellent...good work AFKA.
Just wish Birkenhead would be more like Scouseland, just over the water. The buses would be either burnt out or on bricks and they wouldn't be able to get them to the six yard boxes! ;-)0 -
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Quality.0
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Is that Clive R in the picture?0
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Is that Clive R in the picture?
Looks more like Martin O'Neil0 -
Super post.
Now lets get this right can I. The only place I can go is South East London where they are not experiencing any problems.
I can confirm no congestion in SE7 lots of points clear.0 -
I dare someone to post this on OwlsTalk(shite)...0
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What's the point of going on Owls talk?
They haven't lost again yet.0 -
Great satire, AFKA! Had us all in stiches. You should do this as a job!0
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Far too close for comfort....0
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Seems they know0
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Looks like Smudge has caught a MASSIVE fish!
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You'll never last in the Championship, we're still bigger than you, we'll be in the Premiership before you blah, blah. Is that what they've resorted to now? Can they not see how pathetic they sound?
Great read Smudge.0 -
"Our sites better than your site"0
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Mixed reaction, some of them have a sense of humour, so can't be true Wednesdayites. Nice that they know about the prostitutes down here, that must be where they go to score, cause they seem to hardly be able to do it anywhere else.0
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God it must be dreary up there. Poor b*ggers, I guess if we were languishing down 10 points from top I'd have lost my sense of humour too...0
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Brilliant - funniest thing i've read for ages.
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Surprised at you afka. You do realise these things can have a habit of coming back to bite you on the a*s* !0
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must be a laugh a minute up in that shithole of a city
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Looks like the Sheffield derailment only cleared as far as Chesterfield! The journey back to Hillsborough will seem slow and painful. Chesterfield 1 Massive 0.0
