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A proper would ya

thai malaysia addick
thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
edited March 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
So, chaps, Rachel Riley comes up to you at a party - you've had a couple of drinks - and she says "How would you like a night of passion with me?" You can't believe what you are hearing. "But, there's a price", she adds "Charlton to be docked 20 points this season if you take my offer".

Now, would ya?
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  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    Yes, without question.
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    edited March 2012
    Forcing me to choose between the two loves of my life? That's harsh man!

    Hope the wife doesn't read this.

    Mind you, even 20 points would still put us 6th and I'd fancy our chances in the playoffs so...what the hell!
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    We'd still win the League
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    Oh thats cruel :(
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    is she a Wednesday supporter then?

    depends what mood i was in

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  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    I did something similar a while back:

    http://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/42680/would-ya-all-or-nothing#Item_25
  • jmelawrence
    jmelawrence Posts: 10
    yes in a heartbeat. We will still win the league!!
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    edited March 2012
    Not a chance
    (stuffs fist into mouth and bites very hard)
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    edited March 2012
    No chance.

    She obviously likes the look of me by making the first move so I would tell her to come back in May
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    edited March 2012
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  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    No chance.

    She obviously likes the look of me by making the first move so I wiould tell her to come back in May
    LOL
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    .

    I just caught what you said Riz and I think that would be the wrong choice of body part to grace the destination in question ;-)

  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    It would just be so incredibly selfish of me, just to have the best 15 seconds of my life!

    So, it's a no from me.
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
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  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    I'd sell my Mum for a go on Rachel.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,839
    No, I couldn't do that to Charlton.

    I'd need a box of tissues though...for crying into, obviously
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,808
    all day long, we'd still go up
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    No way!

    Not saying she isn't fit but we do over rate her on here.
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    No way!

    Not saying she isn't fit but we do over rate her on here.
    Blasphemer!!!

  • SE10
    SE10 Posts: 2,169
    Not saying she isn't fit but we do over rate her on here.
    People are still shocked, It's rare you see a bird from Essex who looks like that and can count!
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  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    I did something similar a while back:

    http://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/42680/would-ya-all-or-nothing#Item_25
    Sorry, Rizzo, I didnt realise that. I feel as though I have stolen your idea!
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,725
    No Brainer - 20 point deduction it is!
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    I did something similar a while back:

    http://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/42680/would-ya-all-or-nothing#Item_25
    Sorry, Rizzo, I didnt realise that. I feel as though I have stolen your idea!
    No worries. I think we need more of this sort of thing.
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Not saying she isn't fit but we do over rate her on here.
    People are still shocked, It's rare you see a bird from Essex who looks like that and can count!
    Speaking of birds from Essex counting:

    I knocked a bird from Essex over the other week in my car, I jumped out to see if she was OK and she was complaining of blurred vision.
    I asked her how many fingers I had up to which she replied "Gawd, me fannys lost its feeling as well then"

    I'm here all week :-)
  • LonelyNorthernAddick
    LonelyNorthernAddick Posts: 2,421
    Nah, you guys overrate her so much haha. Don't get me wrong she's great looking, but I'll take Charlton's promotion as Champions thank you.
  • InCurbsWeTrusted
    InCurbsWeTrusted Posts: 300
    No chance... The last time I did her she just lay there like a sack of spuds... ;)
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    No chance... The last time I did her she just lay there like a sack of spuds... ;)
    Try waiting for the chloroform to wear off.

  • jdsd42
    jdsd42 Posts: 1,497


    Been there recently -- so I will keep my 20 points.

    :-)

  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Id take relegation and a night with Rach
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    I had the same offer from that young lady with the two vaginas we discussed the other week, but she was docking us 40 points!

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