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LenGlover
LenGlover Posts: 31,651
edited July 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
1. Price Of Gold. You are not a true Charlton fan unless you sell your house now and buy gold!

2. Valley Gold. In the interests of helping prevent Climate Change only Valley Gold coaches should be allowed to attend away matches.

3. Ken Livingstone is Mr Wonderful .

4. Thugs were worse in the old days, todays lot are misunderstood little lambs.

5. Motorists are worse than terrorists, muggers and paedophiles put together and thus the police should concentrate on locking up as many as possible.

6. Cyclists should be allowed to jump red lights with impunity and ride on the pavement. If pedestrians get in the way tough titty!!

Post your preference(s) below!:-)

Comments

  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    edited July 2007
    7. Smokers should breathe into the faces of non-smokers and then laugh.
  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,616
    you can tell its close season..
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    Mascot LOL
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    Ken Livingstone was so poor as a child that he never had a bike and doesn't know how to ride one. Boring but true.
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    speaking as a motorist, I am afraid to say that motorists kill many more people than cyclists, terrorists, muggers and paedophiles put together!
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    [cite]Posted By: Salad[/cite]speaking as a motorist, I am afraid to say that motorists kill many more people than cyclists, terrorists, muggers and paedophiles put together!

    That cos these days motorists are smoking and using a calculator to work out how much their gold is worth while looking for other gangs or light jumping cyclists to shot in a "drive by". And if the police catch them they just flash a Valley Gold card and get let off. I blame Ken Livingstone.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    Paula Radcliffe crapping onto the streets of London and not clearing it up and taking it home with her in an Asda's bag.

    If I had let my dog do that I would have copped a fine.

    And the dog doesn't know any better.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,832
    # 52 South American politi....... zzzzzzzzzzz
    # 53 Henry Irving wittering on about how he single handedly defeated the National Front
    # 54 MCS's silly ginger beard
    # 55 The bloody dome/o2 - it's just a big hall, deal with it!
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    its not just a big hall you pillock.
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    edited July 2007
    its not just a silly ginger beard you idiot ;-)
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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    Not quite single handed you wassock ; -)
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    lol
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,832
    Three out of four chomps in 8 minutes must be some sort of record - Shirely?
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]Three out of four chomps in 8 minutes must be some sort of record - Shirely?

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    neeee nnaaaaw nneeee naaaaaawww
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    LOL

    Guys, lets leave it that guys, cheers


    :-)
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]LOL

    Guys, lets leave it that guys, cheers


    :-)

    lol quality
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    Heh heh
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,832
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]Three out of four chomps in 8 minutes must be some sort of record - Shirely?

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    neeee nnaaaaw nneeee naaaaaawww

    Who choked your chain?
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]Three out of four chomps in 8 minutes must be some sort of record - Shirely?

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    neeee nnaaaaw nneeee naaaaaawww

    Who choked your chain?

    He dont like it up him... oo er !
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,832
    Aww shucks - takes a lot more than that to get me, my dear.

    I mean, wasn't even worth a look til now.
    :o)