Caption Corner: Alan Pardew

Step aside The Police....

Pards to Jody

Every move you make
Every crime you do,
Every time you stink
From all the booze you sink
I’ll be watching you.

Jody to Pards

But Pards can’t you see,
Give a chance to me.
I’ll try that extra bit,
Won’t be a little sh*t

AFKA barging Pards out the way, furiously pointing his finger

Every time you play,
If its night day,
Every where you go,
With arrongance in tow
I’ll be booing you.

Cos can’t you see, you’re nothing to me
You’re a two-foot tramp,
Who I’d love to lamp.