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Jacob Mellis - Sacked for a bit of banter

Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,251
edited March 2012 in Other Football and Sports
What's wrong with football today.

So he set off a smoke bomb and caused a full scale evacuation of the Chelsea Training Ground. Should have taken an air rifle in instead and shot someone. It's just banter : - )

Comments

  • What position does he play in?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,251
    Midfield. 21, England U19 and is 5' 11"
  • Get him.
  • Bagpuss
    Bagpuss Posts: 333
    banter
  • Its_Hamer_Time
    Its_Hamer_Time Posts: 1,565
    Its just Bant
  • powelly will sort him out



    get him in
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,622
    some people take things too seriously
  • Could help out with the evacuations in the North stand!
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,027
    They sack him yet they still pay someone around £150k a week for calling an opponent a black ....
  • and how much to cashley for shooting people at training

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  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    Jacob Mellis is actually a bit of a lad

    I believe his was one of the very first super-injunctions

    Never did come out but this could just be Chelsea using a relatively weak excuse for getting rid of a problem child
  • cafc4ever
    cafc4ever Posts: 566
    Sir Chris sign him up !
  • Jayajosh
    Jayajosh Posts: 2,877
    Ambromovich probably got the wrong end of the stick when 'bomb' was mentioned.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,200
    Sam Allardyce will sign him because he 'just needs someone to put their arm round him'.
    He could room with Ravel Morrison.
  • Lewis Coaches
    Lewis Coaches Posts: 5,409
    Sigh of the times.....what a shit world we live in.Footballers over paid and over the top.
  • Oh come on! We've all set off smoke grenades in the office causing an evacuation haven't we?
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,958
    We all know the old proverb, don't we ......."No smoke without being fired"
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,362
    Stink bomb is banter

    Smoke bomb is misjudged.
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    They sack him yet they still pay someone around £150k a week for calling an opponent a black ....
    Allegedly
  • RanTooFar
    RanTooFar Posts: 324
    Jacob Mellis is actually a bit of a lad

    I believe his was one of the very first super-injunctions

    Never did come out but this could just be Chelsea using a relatively weak excuse for getting rid of a problem child
    ??

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  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,785
    Can't see the problem with this. We all know that smoking is banned in the workplace.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    Nail on head Swisdom, Chelsea's record shows they are happy to let players get away with anything as long as they are good enough. Mellis clearly isn't and appears to be a bit of a handful to boot.