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You Couldn't Make It Up!

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  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804
    Wow, thats... an unfortunate fall...
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,632
    I bet his mates gave him a roasting

    *I'll get my jacket :D
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    "She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation"

    A Russian Doll!

  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    Ah, a Russian Doll... the gift that keeps on giving !
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,219
    Was that a carnation flower or a tin of Carnation milk?
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    Has the air of an urban myth, as I've heard almost identical stories previously.
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    Has the air of an urban myth, as I've heard almost identical stories previously.
    It's in the paper. Must be true.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620


    A&E nurse Trudi Watson told the paper: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.



    As you do!
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620

    *I'll get my jacket :D
    LOL
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    "She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation"


    What, at the same time?

    This has cheered the morning up!
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  • Happy Valley
    Happy Valley Posts: 212
    It says that the hospital was in Sheffield. That means it must have been a MASSIVE spud. My eyes are watering at the thought!
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    a vicar's interpretation of roasting maybe.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    harsh brown potato?
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,619
    I take X-rays for a living and weirdest I saw was a man with a jar of epicure pickled onions up his arse. Oh and another with a bottle of toilet duck in the same place.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    It says that the hospital was in Sheffield. That means it must have been a MASSIVE spud. My eyes are watering at the thought!
    Can't be a Spurs fan then.

  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    I take X-rays for a living and weirdest I saw was a man with a jar of epicure pickled onions up his arse. Oh and another with a bottle of toilet duck in the same place.
    Haywards?

  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,982
    Spud u like ?
  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804
    Do you recon he was mashed?
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,453
    Stories of this nature always remind me of the Seinfeld episode ' Fuselli Jerry'

    "million to one shot Doc.Million to one shot"
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    It was so helpful of the article to include a picture of a potato just in case we didn't know what one looked like. Or was it the actual potato?
    Reminds me of that alleged gerbil incident in Los Angeles too! At least no noses were broken.
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  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    Wedges
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,782
    "When the chips are down......................"

    When I was in the army, we had a chef who got admitted to hospital with a carrot up his arse. Needless to say we all ate take-aways til he'd been re-posted.

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