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CafcCrazy
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I'm sorry if there is a thread on this already, but today I stood up just behind some man who smelt awful i mean i could literally not breath! anyone else had a bad experience on the tube before ?
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yeah i running for the district line one day at tower bridge and missed it by about a second with the doors closing about an inch from my face. Had to wait a whole 2 minutes for the next one.0
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nothing worse than when that hippy bloke gets on and sings whhilst playing his guitar. pest.0
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Yeh, I once got a bit of gum stuck on the bottom of my shoe. It was awful.0
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yeah i running for the district line one day at tower bridge and missed it by about a second with the doors closing about an inch from my face. Had to wait a whole 2 minutes for the next one.
how did you live with yourself after?0 -
Some bloke stood behind me today when i was on the way back from my job at the pig farm and started choking.0
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when i was a little bloodnut (and im sure this would of happened to a few of us) i was busy staring at all the big and weird people standing by me on the platform during a day out with my mum, looked round for her only to see she was pulling away on the tube screaming and banging on the window!0
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when i was little (and im sure this would of happened to a few of us) i was busy staring at all the big and weird people standing by me on the platform, looked round for my old girl only to see her pulling away on the tube screaming!
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Got stuck in the doors on the Northern Line at London Bridge on the way to MK Dons 2 seasons ago..proper got stuck in like half in half it..f*cking hurt but it gave the other people in the carriage a laugh0
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you 'orrible, 'Oribble man, thats my mum and she's never done things like that i'll have you know!when i was little (and im sure this would of happened to a few of us) i was busy staring at all the big and weird people standing by me on the platform, looked round for my old girl only to see her pulling away on the tube screaming!
Who was she pulling?
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Sorry, was too difficult to resist.
you 'orrible, 'Oribble man, thats my mum and she's never done things like that i'll have you know!when i was little (and im sure this would of happened to a few of us) i was busy staring at all the big and weird people standing by me on the platform, looked round for my old girl only to see her pulling away on the tube screaming!
Who was she pulling?
If it makes you feel better laughing at my expense, I used to work at Angel and got a tube heading towards London Bridge one night after a few beers, fell asleep and woke up in Morden. Not too big a problem as there was still a tube back again, so regardless of whether it went back up the Charing Cross or London Bridge branch I was still in with a shout of catching my last train home. Except I fell asleep again and woke up in Mill Hill East. No trains from there so night bus to Trafalgar Square and another night bus home - on a work night. (Too young and skint to afford a cab in those days)0 -
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You can't be a 'proper londoner' if you've never fell asleep on a tube and ended up on a night bus!0
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yea that has bought a smile to my face off_it, cheers. but unfortunately it wont bring my mum back will it? its been 26 years to the day since i see her dissapearing down that tunnel at oxford street station!
Sorry, was too difficult to resist.
you 'orrible, 'Oribble man, thats my mum and she's never done things like that i'll have you know!when i was little (and im sure this would of happened to a few of us) i was busy staring at all the big and weird people standing by me on the platform, looked round for my old girl only to see her pulling away on the tube screaming!
Who was she pulling?
If it makes you feel better laughing at my expense, I used to work at Angel and got a tube heading towards London Bridge one night after a few beers, fell asleep and woke up in Morden. Not too big a problem as there was still a tube back again, so regardless of whether it went back up the Charing Cross or London Bridge branch I was still in with a shout of catching my last train home. Except I fell asleep again and woke up in Mill Hill East. No trains from there so night bus to Trafalgar Square and another night bus home - on a work night. (Too young and skint to afford a cab in those days)0 -
Not to upset you or anything but... I think she planned it and those screams were ones of joy?
yea that has bought a smile to my face off_it, cheers. but unfortunately it wont bring my mum back will it? its been 26 years to the day since i see her dissapearing down that tunnel at oxford street station!
Sorry, was too difficult to resist.
you 'orrible, 'Oribble man, thats my mum and she's never done things like that i'll have you know!when i was little (and im sure this would of happened to a few of us) i was busy staring at all the big and weird people standing by me on the platform, looked round for my old girl only to see her pulling away on the tube screaming!
Who was she pulling?
If it makes you feel better laughing at my expense, I used to work at Angel and got a tube heading towards London Bridge one night after a few beers, fell asleep and woke up in Morden. Not too big a problem as there was still a tube back again, so regardless of whether it went back up the Charing Cross or London Bridge branch I was still in with a shout of catching my last train home. Except I fell asleep again and woke up in Mill Hill East. No trains from there so night bus to Trafalgar Square and another night bus home - on a work night. (Too young and skint to afford a cab in those days)0 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHu_cfy33bY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
NOT for work consumption, I'd say0 -
Got stuck in the doors on the Northern Line at London Bridge on the way to MK Dons 2 seasons ago..proper got stuck in like half in half it..f*cking hurt but it gave the other people in the carriage a laugh
im sure that was more recent unless you make a habit of it
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hate the tube. Near two hour commute to work now but the last ten minutes on the Jubilee line is a right royal pain in the arse.0
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Nope, you was in the pub and Sam was with meGot stuck in the doors on the Northern Line at London Bridge on the way to MK Dons 2 seasons ago..proper got stuck in like half in half it..f*cking hurt but it gave the other people in the carriage a laugh
im sure that was more recent unless you make a habit of it0 -
you done it this season too at some point im 100%0
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This reminds me of a joke from my youth.
Man A to Man B - "I wouldn't stand too close to the edge otherwise the train will suck you right off"
Man B to no one in particular - "Come-onnnn train!"
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you done it this season too at some point im 100%
Nope, got stuck in the doors inside the train on the way back from Leicester0 -
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same thing0
