I nearly forgot the best one! We have a chinese supermarket in here in Luxembourg called Man Goo! I haven't found the courage to buy anything there yet.
A woman at my daughters daycare is called Pik-Mun. Nothing special there...but in Danish, it actually means cock mouth. Don't really want my parents to pick her up from daycare, when they visit us next time.
'Hi, I'm cock mouth. Let me get your granddaughter for you'.
Also there is an estate agent around Blackheath called Amber Sparks. Which always cracked us up. Especially as we viewed a house with her on 5th November.
my old boss the head caretaker at charlton manor was called roy sparks. there was also an old lady that used to come and talk to us at our lady of grace about the war she was called mrs jelly.
The former Sunderland defender Bernt Haas used to make me laugh. As for my name, the least said the better (I'm the man they named twice) and I get a lot of email spam for penis enlargement.
When on holiday in sweden i went into a pizza parlour and on the menu was a pizza called 'fanny', or the large was 'super fanny'. i couldn't resist ordering, but to add it was a seafood topping.'
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There was also a girl called Mystie Autumn Henna.
When I worked in the hotel business we had quite a lot of guests with 'interesting' names, including:
Mrs von Frankenstein
Mr Fukushita
The best was a german guest called Mrs Fickeisen (the literal translation in English is Mrs F*ckiron!)
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Nothing special there...but in Danish, it actually means cock mouth.
Don't really want my parents to pick her up from daycare, when they visit us next time.
'Hi, I'm cock mouth. Let me get your granddaughter for you'.
Also there is an estate agent around Blackheath called Amber Sparks. Which always cracked us up. Especially as we viewed a house with her on 5th November.
Another guy was Justin Case... Please!
Balls Brothers
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