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Top 5.......... smells

moutuakilla
moutuakilla Posts: 7,567
edited August 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
As i sit here procrastinating during writing my millionth job application, the smell of freshly cut grass floated through my window...

so the title says it all - here's the five that immediately spring to mind, in no particular order:

1. Freshly cut grass
2. Fresh Coffee
3. A new book
4. The washing powder aisle in the supermarket
5. Freshly cooked bread... mmmm

cue link to past thread on this - well i searched...
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,591
    Castrol R
  • Jints
    Jints Posts: 3,488
    1. Sizzling bacon

    2. Fresh bread

    3. Fresh coffee

    4. Flowers

    5. Your own farts
  • NathanPrior
    NathanPrior Posts: 3,577
    Fried onions
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,782
    Almonds

    Burning aviation fuel

    Success
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,245
    Bacon, Petrol, Coffee, Good Perfume(Oh Lola! by Marc Jabocs), Hot Sauce
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    edited August 2012
    Napalm ... in the morning !! (Apocalypse Now)
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,245
    my girlfriends knickers, my ex's knickers, my neighbour's knickers, my housemates knickers and my colleague's knickers ;-)
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    sam3110 said:

    my girlfriends knickers, my ex's knickers, my neighbour's knickers, my housemates knickers and my colleague's knickers ;-)

    you need therapy : )
  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,112
    Roses
    Grandma
    Fresh tarmac
    Pussy
    The Valley
  • moutuakilla
    moutuakilla Posts: 7,567
    Redskin said:

    Roses
    Grandma
    Fresh tarmac
    Pussy
    The Valley

    I hope 2 and 5 don't come hand in hand...
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  • moutuakilla
    moutuakilla Posts: 7,567
    haha i meant 2 and 4 - nothing wrong with granny going to the valley :)
  • PaulCAFC
    PaulCAFC Posts: 857
    edited August 2012
    Redskin said:

    Roses
    Grandma
    Fresh tarmac
    Pussy
    The Valley

    Do they smell the same? : )

  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,914
    Cheese (the skunk variety)
    Ironlak spray paint
    Bacon
    summer
    Haribo
  • PaulCAFC
    PaulCAFC Posts: 857
    My newborn kids after being bathed..........not quite so good now though!
  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,112
    moutuakilla said:

    Redskin said:

    Roses
    Grandma
    Fresh tarmac
    Pussy
    The Valley

    I hope 2 and 5 don't come hand in hand...
    PaulCAFC said:

    Redskin said:

    Roses
    Grandma
    Fresh tarmac
    Pussy
    The Valley

    Do they smell the same? : )

    On my grief Razors...
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    edited August 2012
    DaveMehmet said:

    Castrol R

    Especially from a Triton cafe racer.

    Steam locomotives {:-)
    Freshly laid asphalte
    Bonfires (burning leaves)
    Proper creosote.
  • GreenWithEnvy
    GreenWithEnvy Posts: 1,840
    refined petroleum
    freshly laundered bed-sheets
    roast dinner
    marmite
    sizzling meat on a bbq
  • coltsgoalie
    coltsgoalie Posts: 723
    edited August 2012
    .
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    Strawberries
    Bread
    Bacon
    Cut grass
    Bitumen (My old man was a roofer)
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,633
    Jints said:

    1. Sizzling bacon

    2. Fresh bread

    3. Fresh coffee

    4. Flowers

    5. Your own farts

    Cant disagree with that one :D
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  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,008
    When I was a kid, the smell of linament and dubbin down near where the players tunnel was. Always hopped in, always thrown out.
  • flyingkiwiDK
    flyingkiwiDK Posts: 5,722
    Swimming pools
    Sizzling bacon
    Freshly baked bread in the morning
  • dartonion
    dartonion Posts: 110
    walking in to a curry house
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    Hops (*hic*)
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    Fresh lavender
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    And no, I'm not gay
  • dave85
    dave85 Posts: 418
    cocaine
    weed
    ketamin
    mdma
    vix
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    Lincsaddick said:

    sam3110 said:

    my girlfriends knickers, my ex's knickers, my neighbour's knickers, my housemates knickers and my colleague's knickers ;-)

    you need therapy : )
    That is therapy...

  • RobbieT
    RobbieT Posts: 51
    A used cricket ball.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,944
    Bacon, fresh bread, fresh onions, barbecues, and good perfume on a lovely lady.

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