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InCurbsWeTrusted
InCurbsWeTrusted Posts: 300
edited September 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
...especially with the thought that R*ss*ll Br*nd had been there?
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Hopefully one to get a good split of answers!
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  • cafcrocky87
    cafcrocky87 Posts: 421
    Yeah. In the Union Jack dress.
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    I'd spice up her life
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    Yes, although obviously I'd have her disinfected first after Brand has been there.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    Nice bangers!
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    I wouldn’t stir brand's porridge with Simon Jordan’s never mind my own!
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    I'd give her 5 seconds if the best sex she's ever had *BANG*, that 5 seconds include a glass of vino. Always fancied her, our paths have just never crossed!
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    ....so thats a 'yes' from me.
  • cafc999
    cafc999 Posts: 4,967
    BIG_ROB said:

    I'd give her 5 seconds if the best sex she's ever had *BANG*, that 5 seconds include a glass of vino. Always fancied her, our paths have just never crossed!

    Does that 5 seconds include getting your pants off as well?

  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    cafc999 said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    I'd give her 5 seconds if the best sex she's ever had *BANG*, that 5 seconds include a glass of vino. Always fancied her, our paths have just never crossed!

    Does that 5 seconds include getting your pants off as well?

    Pants? wtf are they?

    ; )
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,782
    BIG_ROB said:

    cafc999 said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    I'd give her 5 seconds if the best sex she's ever had *BANG*, that 5 seconds include a glass of vino. Always fancied her, our paths have just never crossed!

    Does that 5 seconds include getting your pants off as well?

    Pants? wtf are they?

    ; )
    "Commando Rob"


    "Oi Ginger, I'll tell ya what you want, what you really realy want"................................................



    (Yes from me)
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  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    tangoflash said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    cafc999 said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    I'd give her 5 seconds if the best sex she's ever had *BANG*, that 5 seconds include a glass of vino. Always fancied her, our paths have just never crossed!

    Does that 5 seconds include getting your pants off as well?

    Pants? wtf are they?

    ; )
    "Commando Rob"
    No I'm more of a G-rope/Mawashi kind of guy me self.

    ; )

  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,616
    Yes - if only to check to see if she is a natural ginge !!!
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,808
    yes all day long
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,976
    Would be like shagging a common ginger boy.

    Not for me
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    Hmmm.

  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    .......I reckon I'd be a perfect fit in there an all!
  • Its_Hamer_Time
    Its_Hamer_Time Posts: 1,565
    If she had a brazillian.... would it look like a fish finger?
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    I'd give her a zig a ziag ahhh.*


















    * Although Geri, if you're reading this, I want to be clear that you were only ever my third choice spice girl and so don't whinge when you dont get my 'A' game.
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    edited September 2012
    It's a yes from me. She'd probably tell me it was Too Much and ask me to Stop. Worried that she'd be all "Look at Me"...
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    yes please
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  • Essex_Al
    Essex_Al Posts: 3,582
    My wife's cousin has! (Stephen Nash)
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    BIG_ROB said:

    .......I reckon I'd be a perfect fit in there an all!

    yeah head and shoulders first!

  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    cafcdave123 said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    .......I reckon I'd be a perfect fit in there an all!

    yeah head and shoulders first!

    With me bash hat on!
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,146
    Yes.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Yes, no question.
  • The Prince-e-Paul
    The Prince-e-Paul Posts: 6,688
    It'd be rude not to. She's got better with age. Bet she likes to gargle Horlicks.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    YES!
  • SE18Addick
    SE18Addick Posts: 375
    yeh i'd let er get lucky
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    yes
  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804
    be rude not to

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