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The 'Would you rather?' thread
North Lower Neil
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Would you rather have one leg a foot shorter than the other, or arms that don't bend?
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Everyone already has one leg shorter than the other!0
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Not a foot shorter!0
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Oh well. I'll go and sit in the corner with the dunces cap on.0
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I used to go out with a girl who had one leg shorter than the other.
She was called Eileen.0 -
How would you wipe your arse with straight arms
Has to be the leg shorter0 -
With toilet roll, silly!nth london addick said:How would you wipe your arse with straight arms
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who b****Y cares !!!!!!!!!!0
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Neil does grumpy arse0
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Exactly! The golf's on, so naturally I'm bored.0
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Was with you till that comment mate0
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Haha fair enough! Don't mind playing it, can't stand watching it. Apart from Jimenez, that bloke's a legend.0
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This site just gets weirder and weirder.0
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The ryder cup is immense mate0
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I've thought about it and you definitely need to be able to bend your arms. You'd go mental if you couldn't. I stopped just short of conducting important field research but I definitely thought about it which is maybe just as bad0
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Definitely leg a foot shorter-would you remove your foot though and just have an amputated leg-look a bit more normal than a foot hanging around your knee which is completely useless. Bit like saying rather lose and arm or a leg-for me it would have to be the leg-can't get a decent replacement for a working arm and hand!0
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Would you rather lose music or television? And no watching music channels!0
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I'd rather have a foot long middle leg.
Hold on... that's not what you asked is it.0 -
I'd rather have on one leg a foot shorter than the other. See what I did there?0
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Leg foot shorter
Arms not bending = no more guitar playing, no more self-pleasuring activity, seriously impaired tennis ability...0 -
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Music, definitely.moutuakilla said:Would you rather lose music or television? And no watching music channels!
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Woupd you rather have a pet duck, or a pet ferret?0
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That's what I like about you .. always so practical (;->)nth london addick said:How would you wipe your arse with straight arms
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Would you have to hop everywhere? One foot is a lot of leg to lose. If you tried using both surely you'd just topple over?0
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Pet duck, they lay eggs, they will quack at strangers, making them great guards, and when they die they make a great mealNorth Lower Neil said:Would you rather have a pet duck, or a pet ferret?
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I've got pet ducksNorth Lower Neil said:Woupd you rather have a pet duck, or a pet ferret?
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would you rather an arse for a face or a face for an arse?0
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You would, yeah. And a prosthetic wouldn't be easy because you've still got a foot on the end of the short leg.cafcpolo said:Would you have to hop everywhere? One foot is a lot of leg to lose. If you tried using both surely you'd just topple over?
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If you had to, would you rather bat or bowl?0
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Facearse. But would you rather have a cock for a nose, or a nose for a cock?ValleyGary said:would you rather an arse for a face or a face for an arse?
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