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Songs you just can't bear to listen to...

PassItToLeaburn
PassItToLeaburn Posts: 1,457
edited August 2007 in Not Sports Related
Not songs that you just don't like very much but those that you can't stand to listen to. Those that'll make you switch radio station (even in somebody else's car) or just turn it off and give up on music altogether or in extreme circumstances take a sledge hammer to the offending speaker cones.

I'll start with 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' by Cyndi Lauper. I've nothing at all against girls having fun but her voice in this song makes me want to scratch my own eyes out.

Corrinne Bailey-Rae. No I shan't put my records on if they sound even remotely like this tripe.

Also, oddly, as I'm a fan of the Stranglers; 'Golden Brown'. Can't stand it.

Anyone got any more that they want to share with the group?
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  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    anything by that nonce r kelly! awful awful awful worse than bryan giggs!
  • Steve Dowman
    Steve Dowman Posts: 2,406
    anything by Bryan Adams or Meatloaf, middle of the road vomit inducing shiite.
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    Come on Eileen by DMRs or anything by Chumbaw*nka reduce me to a very irrational person. Mika is rapidly joining their ranks.
  • Steve Dowman
    Steve Dowman Posts: 2,406
    oh yeah and absolutely any RnB, what a waste of time that is, real slushy self serving rubbish that will be looked back on in future years as the pap that it is.
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    All party music like Hi Ho Silver lining, come on Eileen etc etc have played it all a million times & now despise them all everytime I hear them I wanna scream aaaarrrrgghh
  • dansmudge
    dansmudge Posts: 419
    American Pie

    and that song that goes "hey little mama let me light your chemicals cos baby i'm too hot to handle now" (or something like that)
  • les_says
    les_says Posts: 934
    definitely mika. i'll walk out of the office if it comes on the radio (i no longer have my own office).
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,874
    [cite]Posted By: Steve dowman[/cite]anything by Bryan Adams or Meatloaf, middle of the road vomit inducing shiite.

    Meatloaf is the daddy !!!

    I can generally listen to all music, but

    Anything i do - Bryan Adams
    Anything by Enrique Inglais

    drives me nuts
  • AppyAddick
    AppyAddick Posts: 1,475
    Marvyn Gaye

    Sexual healing

    "im hot just like an oven i need some lovin"

    Got to be some of the worst lyrics ever!
  • Tavern
    Tavern Posts: 7,681
    anything that palarse sing

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  • T
    T Posts: 1,349
    Anything by Mika, Orsen, Blunt and that Beddingfield woman
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,874
    [cite]Posted By: AppyAddick[/cite]Marvyn Gaye

    Sexual healing

    "im hot just like an oven i need some lovin"

    Got to be some of the worst lyrics ever!

    Its getting jiggy music, show some love man !!!
  • son of selhurst
    son of selhurst Posts: 569
    One particular track by Tony Christie........ really pi$$es me off!
  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    Yep come on eileen & american pie F**king awful records....too much god awful music out there to list
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,624
    edited August 2007
    come into my life - joyce sims. it seemed to be played over and over again down at langtrys and i couldn't get it out of my head as the world started spinning around my head making me lose all contents of my stomach and possible an organ or 2.never been so ill in my life.just the opening jingle sends a shiver done my spine.

    always and forever - heatwave. just a droning song that heartfm have to flog to death every couple of hours.
  • Steve Dowman
    Steve Dowman Posts: 2,406
    [quote][cite]Posted By: son of selhurst[/cite]One particular track by Tony Christie........ really pi$$es me off![/quote]

    did he sing GLAD ALL OVER??
  • PassItToLeaburn
    PassItToLeaburn Posts: 1,457
    Surely only middle aged women listen to Heart FM anyway?
  • PassItToLeaburn
    PassItToLeaburn Posts: 1,457
    [cite]Posted By: ThreadKiller[/cite]

    always and forever - heatwave. just a droning song that heartfm have to flog to death every couple of hours.

    Oh God you're right, it's stuck in my head now!
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,264
    That fucking Delilah song has just earned the radio a turning off.

    Likewise Mika, and any cheesey party hits shit that people insist on requesting when I'm dj'ing. Feels like I'm selling my soul to satan.

    R Kelly will also swiftly have me reaching for the off switch along with most tinned RnB effortless crap
  • cunningstunt87
    cunningstunt87 Posts: 1,100
    [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]That fucking Delilah song has just earned the radio a turning off

    That song is the greatest song of the year so far (Assuming its Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah)

    Worst song ever is Imagine by John Lennon. What a load of hypocritical sh*t. Honourable mentions to anything by Queen, and any of that stupid Death Metal Rock. Anything by Metallica and Nirvana can be included in that!

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  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,234
    [cite]Posted By: PassItToLeaburn[/cite]Surely only middle aged women listen to Heart FM anyway?

    I love it. :-)

    esp on a saturday evening.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,264
    Whatever mate, it's dreary tacky crap that is written and sung by a bed wetter
  • TEL
    TEL Posts: 10,100
    I love all kinds of music and have a really unusual collection of stuff......with the exception of HIP Hop and Rap that I cant abide. However, apart from that anything by Morrissey will get the off button pushed pronto.
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    in my head today....

    "every body's gotta love today, gotta love today, everybody's gotta love today gotta love today gotta love love me....love love me"

    I think its mika, and its absolutely terrible.

    I hope a few of you know this, and are singing it now, as I have to share the pain I am experiencing.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,624
    one nil to the palace, one nil to the palace
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    anything by 50 pence
  • cunningstunt87
    cunningstunt87 Posts: 1,100
    [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]Whatever mate, it's dreary tacky crap that is written and sung by a bed wetter

    Its fantastic use of an acoustic guitar. The greatest love song of the decade by far. (Yes, I realise taste is subjective).

    Morrissey is God!!!
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    Did you know that Mika always carries a personalised jazz-mag with him? The rest us refer to it as a mirror.
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,589
    anything by Robbie Willihams.
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    [quote][cite]Posted By: dansmudge[/cite]American Pie

    and that song that goes "hey little mama let me light your chemicals cos baby i'm too hot to handle now" (or something like that)[/quote]

    Not even the Otis Redding version? It's very good.

    Personally I find Maroon 5 intensely annoying although nowhere near the level of annoyance I reserve for Lily Allen and anything that sounds like her - it don't clucking make me smile I can tell you.

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