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Chris Solly v's John Terry - Spot the difference?

The Prince-e-Paul
The Prince-e-Paul Posts: 6,712
edited October 2012 in General Charlton
Solly = Decent bloke
Terry = Racist scum

Solly = Well liked by all
Terry = Well loathed by all

Solly = Scorces great goals
Terry = Scores with other peoples wives

Solly = Better than John Terry



Comments

  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 13,144
    solly = a right back
    Terry = a right twat
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 29,045
    Solly= Celebrates when he plays in a team and it wins.
    Terry = Will clebrate with anyone.
  • lancashire lad
    lancashire lad Posts: 15,698
    Terry = has been with England
    Solly - will be with England
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,009
    Terry = Dad takes Coke
    Solly = Dad drinks Pepsi
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    Solly crosses bridges when he comes to them
    Terry just crosses bridges
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,147
    Solly = Mum does his shopping
    Terry = Mum does shoplifting
  • cafcrocky87
    cafcrocky87 Posts: 422
    Solly = The Messiah
    Terry = A very naughty boy
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,147
    Solly = A model pro
    Terry = Likes models and pros
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,394
    Solly = Deep voice for a little lad
    Terry = High voice for a big lad
  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804
    Solly - little runt
    Terry - "b**** c***"

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  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,929
    Solly - takes taxi rides
    Terry - beats up taxi drivers
  • johnnyhumphrey
    johnnyhumphrey Posts: 449
    Solly=Pure class.
    Terry=Stupid a***
  • c4fcdenmark
    c4fcdenmark Posts: 2,041
    Solly=parks in a parking space and walks a little.
    terry=Parks in a disabled space because he is too lazy to walk more than 5 meters to the entrance of TGIFridays (allegedly)

    Solly=knows how to use a vending machine and shows passion on the pitch
    tery=shows passion by vandalising a drinks machine at Middlesborough (allegedly)
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    Solly = Shakes everyones hand
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,366
    Solly = Country gent
    Terry= gentry c**t
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,366
    Reverse John Terrys initials and you get TJ
    Reverse Perfect Chris Sollys and you get SCP
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    Solly= Plays for a team I support
    Terry= Plays for some other team.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,174
    Solly = Japanese for Sorry
    Terry = Japanese for Telly
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,488
    Solly=F***ing Quality
    Terry=F***ing A***hole
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,848
    Solly = Solid like a rock
    Terry = Solid like a cock

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  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,288
    Yann Kermorgant = Loved by fans
    Wayne Rooney = Love-bites nans
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Chris Solly = Defends Crosses...
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    John Terry = Cross Dresses...
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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,944
    John Terry-surname is the Chinese name for something you watch programmes on
    Chris Solly-surname is a Chinese apology
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    Solly is a brick.
    Terry is a prick.
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    Terry has had 9 caps for England at U21
    Solly has had 0 caps for England at U21
  • Jayajosh
    Jayajosh Posts: 2,884
    Solly - is a Saint
    Terry - is Satan
  • Carl Leaburn
    Carl Leaburn Posts: 1,118
    Chris Solly is five foot Three and better than John Terry
    John Terry is Six Foot Three and worse than Chris Solly

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