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Ryan Bertrand

TheBrand09
TheBrand09 Posts: 667
edited October 2012 in Other Football and Sports
Pulled out of the England squad, with a serious case of Sore Throat. Laughable

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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,177
    not if its contagious
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,009
    No he hasn't.....

    Just to clarify...Its not a "sore throat" Im ill. Swollen glands in my neck...And constant headache for 3 days now and freezin cold. Do you think a "sorethroat" could stop me being a part of a match for my club or country? This is what every boy dreams of."
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    creatine use
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Oats
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,942
    edited October 2012
    hangover
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,263
    edited October 2012
    Ive got what Ryan's got and i can tell you I've had to pull out of going to the pub tonight let alone run around a pitch for 90 mins.

  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,009
    You pulled out of going to the pub at 6.30 this morning.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    sounds like he's had too much cock in his gob
  • I admit that I haven't followed non-CAFC football as closely in the last few years and there have been a number of England call ups lately with names quite unfamiliar to me. Am I alone in never having heard of this bloke until this thread appeared?
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,263
    No!

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  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 64,213
    edited October 2012
    He started for Chelsea in the Champions League final back in May.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,731
    No
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,731

    sounds like he's had too much cock in his gob

    Who's brave enough to ask curb-its excuse?
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    edited October 2012
    Fair point BA - amended
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,177
    this sites going downhill. smutty.
  • He started for Chelsea in the Champions League final back in May.

    Blimey and and you've just enlightened me as to who he plays for - I didn't watch the CL final I'm afraid.

    Gosh, people will be telling me The Sweet aren't top of the hit parade next!

  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,263
    Weird.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,731

    sounds like he's had too much cock in his gob

    Who's brave enough to ask curb-its excuse?
    Curb-it, is DaveMehmet correct with his insinuation that you’ve been gobbling so much cock that you have contracted a throat related STD?
    Jesus, and i thought i go over the top at times!
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,263
    Well you did encourage the moron.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    edited October 2012
    Fair comment curb it, I apologise as I probably shouldn’t have commented but it was like putting a pint in front of me and asking if id drink it.

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  • Very good player, I've followed his career 'cos I used to work with his Dad and am a friend of his step mum
  • Tavern
    Tavern Posts: 7,689

    Fair comment curb it, I apologise as I probably shouldn’t have commented but it was like putting a pint in front of me and asking if id drink it.

    Hello Dave ill put a pint down in front of you.
  • *reaches for the popcorn*
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Tavern said:

    Fair comment curb it, I apologise as I probably shouldn’t have commented but it was like putting a pint in front of me and asking if id drink it.

    Hello Dave ill put a pint down in front of you.
    Cheers, ill have a stella.
  • If you're geniunely sorry why not go back and edit the post? Or just leave?
  • Tavern
    Tavern Posts: 7,689
    Ok. I'll make it a half. Won't be a long chat.
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    missed him yesterday imo