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The tale of Gory Cibbs

Sco
Sco Posts: 2,623
edited August 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
A bedtime story to read to your children...

There once was a magician called Gory Cibbs.
He came from the Golden Valley.
To get a job he would tell such fibs.
Such as "with Andrew Mills I'm pally."
He really was a monster that fed on moans
So to Charlton he went with a devious plan
"They'll never catch sight of me not even on loan"
"Because once I sign I'll be the invisible man"
The first boss tried to find him with no joy
The second tried as well before he lost the plot
The third cried aloud "where is that boy?"

Came the answer from no where:

"I am here, the best defender you haven't got."


Goodnight.

Comments

  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    bravo dood bravo
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    You're obsessed. You keep going on and on about him.
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    edited August 2007
    its only a poem henners dude, he could probably write a poem about me and you!

    now, where is cory gibbs!
  • Badger
    Badger Posts: 4,842
    What does he look like henry.
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    We all dream about a team of Corry Gibbs...
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    edited August 2007
    [cite]Posted By: MCS[/cite]its only a poem henners dude, he could probably write a poem about me and you!

    !

    Why would he want to write a poem about you and me. Is he a weido or something.


    [cite]Posted By: badger[/cite]What does he look like henry.


    He got the sort of body that would shame Adonis.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    [cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]We all dream about a team of Corry Gibbs...

    "And number 1 is Cory Gibbs, and number 2 is cory Gibbs".

    How does it go after that?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    i think he is also at number 3
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,116
    [cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]We all dream about a team of Corry Gibbs...

    Bollocks, Stockport just scored again.
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    FUNNY
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  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    edited August 2007
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite] He got the sort of body that would shame Adonis.

    You disco diva, you :)
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Cory watches us every week I assume so perhaps he could stand as the next fans director given that the present incumbent likes him so much:-)

    After all him and Henry have made the same number of appearances for the Club!
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    [cite]Posted By: Alex Wright[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]He got the sort of body that would shame Adonis.

    You disco diva, you :)

    glad someone got the 70s pop reference
    [cite]Posted By: LenGlover[/cite]Cory watches us every week I assume so perhaps he could stand as the next fans director given that the present incumbent likes him so much:-)

    After all him and Henry have made the same number of appearances for the Club!

    Not true, I've been on the pitch far more times than Cory.

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