Charlie Austin ... How Do We Stop Him?
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Kick him....HARD0
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Tie his legs together0
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Let his tyres down0
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Injure him before the game, so he can't play. :-)0
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hypnotise him and tell him that he's Frank Nouble0
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Pray he has an off day along with the other Burnley players,or lock him in the toilet .0
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Stick a reducer on him early doors.0
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attack,attack,attack, attack, attack0
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How do they stop Danny Haynes?
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Austin is a superb player for this level, I am more worried what he will do down our left hand-side against Seabourne, he makes very good runs into that left-hand channel and is going to put our defence under a lot of pressure.
Burnley will come under massive pressure to sell him in the January window, I thought Rhodes was certain to go last January but Huddersfield kept him until the summer so maybe Burnley can hold on as well.0 -
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I like that 1No.1 in South London said:hypnotise him and tell him that he's Frank Nouble
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I know there's no loyalty in football but he has told the media he wants to stayOrmiston Addick said:Austin is a superb player for this level, I am more worried what he will do down our left hand-side against Seabourne, he makes very good runs into that left-hand channel and is going to put our defence under a lot of pressure.
Burnley will come under massive pressure to sell him in the January window, I thought Rhodes was certain to go last January but Huddersfield kept him until the summer so maybe Burnley can hold on as well.
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We'll see, but if Liverpool come in offering 80K per week on a three-year deal and offer Burnley 20 million then its game over!cafcnick1992 said:
I know there's no loyalty in football but he has told the media he wants to stayOrmiston Addick said:Austin is a superb player for this level, I am more worried what he will do down our left hand-side against Seabourne, he makes very good runs into that left-hand channel and is going to put our defence under a lot of pressure.
Burnley will come under massive pressure to sell him in the January window, I thought Rhodes was certain to go last January but Huddersfield kept him until the summer so maybe Burnley can hold on as well.0 -
Simple, cut off his supply, mark him tight (Morro) and if necessary even follow him to the toilet at half time. Undoubtedly he will get chances and Hamer needs to be alert but we also pose a threat with Haynes' pace so Austin won't be an issue if we are a couple in front. Promises to be an interesting game, they have scored 8 more than us so far this season and we have conceded 8 less than them which points to a O-O draw.0
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flares and smoke bombs0
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Or an 8-8 thrillerDeadred said:Simple, cut off his supply, mark him tight (Morro) and if necessary even follow him to the toilet at half time. Undoubtedly he will get chances and Hamer needs to be alert but we also pose a threat with Haynes' pace so Austin won't be an issue if we are a couple in front. Promises to be an interesting game, they have scored 8 more than us so far this season and we have conceded 8 less than them which points to a O-O draw.
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The old ralgex spray in his jock strap trick.0
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Get the tannoy man to announce 'Would Charlie Austin please report to the nearest steward, your wife has gone into labour'
Haven't heard one of those for years. Damn you mobile phones.0 -
Put some Veet cream on his crown jewels.
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On Seabournes showing on Sunday I think you might want to worry a little bit less. Not altogether cease, just less ;0)Ormiston Addick said:Austin is a superb player for this level, I am more worried what he will do down our left hand-side against Seabourne, he makes very good runs into that left-hand channel and is going to put our defence under a lot of pressure.
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Make him play in clogs0
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get the Northern equivalent of Newsshopper to print a no holds barred story about how Austin is a loving, family man with a cat, dog and a fish and how he likes nothing better than enjoying long soaks in the bath with his wife, gardening and country walks.
he will never recover from that.0 -
Tell him he looks like a fish.0
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Racistman_at_milletts said:Tell him he looks like a fish.
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for those who don't realise, he has actually scored 16 goals this season. That is a hell of a performance.0
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thisthenewbie said:Tie his laces together!
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allow us to play with no goal0
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I hope so, I just have nightmares about that PO semi-final at The Valley when he ran riot down that left-hand side in the second half which eventually led to Llera getting binned.Wheresmeticket? said:
On Seabournes showing on Sunday I think you might want to worry a little bit less. Not altogether cease, just less ;0)Ormiston Addick said:Austin is a superb player for this level, I am more worried what he will do down our left hand-side against Seabourne, he makes very good runs into that left-hand channel and is going to put our defence under a lot of pressure.
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Man at millets suggestion. One problem though. Who is going to do it? I think we will need a female volunteer. Someone with access to Burnleys changing room. or maybe we could bribe his Missus to do it while he's asleep tonight.
Failing that in Morro we trust.
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