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Crisis Being Delivered 17:00 Tuesday

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  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    Mockers
  • CafcCrazy
    CafcCrazy Posts: 808
    Breaking news: Crisis back on.
  • Valley27000
    Valley27000 Posts: 3,417
    Losing 3-2.
  • CafcCrazy
    CafcCrazy Posts: 808
    Further breaking news: Crisis possibly adverted for the second time.
  • NZAddick
    NZAddick Posts: 78
    4-3 blimey - game end now please!
  • Siemensmeadow
    Siemensmeadow Posts: 105
    only crisis is the length of my fingernails - they've gone
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,786
    Is there a return address on that crisis?.......................
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,751
    edited January 2013
    cambi22 said:

    MuttleyCAFC said:

    I can see us getting something from the game. Watford are not that good.

    lol and we are
    I'll have the last LOL now, thank you very much :)
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    Crishas delivered
  • Bangkokaddick
    Bangkokaddick Posts: 4,300
    You bugger. I read the first few comments on here and assumed we had lost 4-0. I wasn't sure what time kick-off was.

    Just returned to the computer to find out the real score!

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  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,031
    The only crisis was with my bloody nerves for the last 10 minutes.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,856
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,856
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  • Jayajosh
    Jayajosh Posts: 2,877

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  • RaplhMilne
    RaplhMilne Posts: 4,604
    Crisis, cancelled ! Hurrah !
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,028
    RaplhMilne said:

    Crisis, cancelled ! Hurrah !

    Yehhhhhh
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,028
    AFKABartram said:

    image

    Lol what a great pic
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Blimey....AFKA's grown since I last saw him.....
  • charente addick
    charente addick Posts: 3,812
    Dear valued customers,

    Please accept our deepest apologies for the non delivery of the expected crisis at 3pm today. Unfortunately our stock of relegation crisis packages have been depleted and we do not expect any further supplies this season.

    All we can offer at this stage is the Mid-table Mediocrity stocking filler but we are aware this may not meet the needs of those that prefer a more negative offering.

    I can advise, though, that our In The Know departments both here and at our satellite message boards are working on a prototype Financial Investment doll which automatically talks of signing all the best Championship players but walks away from you just as it promises to spew money. Various iterations of this doll will be delivered over the next 12 months.
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,817
    Love that.

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  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,028
    Nice one Charente
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,656
    To be continued....
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,856
    Excellent charente !
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,962
    Brilliant, Charente .....love it!

    Should we settle for mid-table mediocrity .....or can Curbs Powell take us to the next level?
  • charente addick
    charente addick Posts: 3,812
    Oggy Red said:

    Brilliant, Charente .....love it!

    Should we settle for mid-table mediocrity .....or can Curbs Powell take us to the next level?

    Thank you for your enquiry Mr. Red,

    There has been some demand for The Next Level package but some concern has been expressed in Postman Powell's ability to deliver it. We are currently searching for a new postman with a face to ward off guard dogs and a desire to defect from our competitors. Unfortunately, when we have tried this in the past we didn't realise our new appointment couldn't read a map or even perform the simple task of posting a letter. We were also a bit taken in when we bought him the 'best post van you've never heard of'.

    In the meantime you will have to make do with the Financial Investment doll which, in view of it creating false excitement, we're naming Wet Reams.

  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,817
    Excellent! How can I get myself a Wet Ream?
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,656
    edited January 2013
    Callumcafc said:

    Excellent! How can I get myself a Wet Ream?

    ITV ?

  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,059
    RaplhMilne said:

    Crisis, cancelled ! Hurrah !

    Told you I'd let you know !
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,899
    charente addick said:

    Oggy Red said:

    Brilliant, Charente .....love it!

    Should we settle for mid-table mediocrity .....or can Curbs Powell take us to the next level?

    Thank you for your enquiry Mr. Red,

    There has been some demand for The Next Level package but some concern has been expressed in Postman Powell's ability to deliver it. We are currently searching for a new postman with a face to ward off guard dogs and a desire to defect from our competitors. Unfortunately, when we have tried this in the past we didn't realise our new appointment couldn't read a map or even perform the simple task of posting a letter. We were also a bit taken in when we bought him the 'best post van you've never heard of'.

    In the meantime you will have to make do with the Financial Investment doll which, in view of it creating false excitement, we're naming Wet Reams.

    Wet Reams - brilliant!

    I'm sure even the Big Man might find tat funny.

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