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Katie Price/Jordan

Is there no depths this woman will sink to for a bit of press coverage.

Just got married (for the 3rd time) to a bloke she's been with for ONE MONTH.

And came out with this as a reason for the whirlwind wedding: 'A medium said the man I’d marry was called Kevin. Kieran’s name is close to Kevin and it all became clear.' Brilliant.

I give it 6 months.

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  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,435
    I really despise that woman.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    And you're just fuelling the fire by starting a thread on a message board. It's what she wants and you're obliging.
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    edited January 2013
    That is absolutely spectacular. Best thing I have read for years.

    As much as she is a retard - she's extremely wealthy now and probably spectacular in the bedroom so fair play to Keiran for getting his 5 minutes (or more likely 6 months) in the limelight
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    Riviera said:

    And you're just fuelling the fire by starting a thread on a message board. It's what she wants and you're obliging.

    Jordan said:

    I can't wait until those Charlton supporters start talking about me on the internet. It will make my life complete.

  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Whats the difference between Katy Price and the Eiffel Tower?

    Not everyone's been up the Eiffel Tower.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    WSS said:

    Riviera said:

    And you're just fuelling the fire by starting a thread on a message board. It's what she wants and you're obliging.

    Jordan said:

    I can't wait until those Charlton supporters start talking about me on the internet. It will make my life complete.


    Told you!
  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,737
    Swisdom said:



    A medium said the man I’d marry was called Kevin. Kieran’s name is close to Kevin and it all became clear
    That is absolutely spectacular. Best thing I have read for years.

    As much as she is a retard - she's extremely wealthy now and probably spectacular in the bedroom so fair play to Keiran for getting his 5 minutes (or more likely 6 months) in the limelight

    The "home videos" leaked a few years back suggested she was dull as ditch water.....so I'm told.
  • I still cant believe that the sh*te magazines lap it up. Fair play to her and her management team for stringing out her 'career' for this long.
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,647
    For someone with little or no talent she's done extremely well for herself.
    Good luck to her.
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,018
    Has she married Kieran Lee per chance?
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  • so where does kevin come into all this?
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,647

    so where does kevin come into all this?

    I won't answer that..
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167

    so where does kevin come into all this?

    Indeed, we need to talk about him...
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    Nuffin wrong wiv a good old fashioned love story...and the duration of such should not distract from the quality.
  • She's far from stupid. I bet she aint concerned about the hike in fuel prices.
    If she is happy living life the way she does good luck to her.
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,370
    Who cares? You lot, clearly ;)
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,628
    can we have her as a "would-ya" just so I can say................NO !!




  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    edited January 2013
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  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,458

    I still cant believe that the sh*te magazines lap it up. Fair play to her and her management team for stringing out her 'career' for this long.

    The magazines still lap it up because our moronic public still buys the magazines. Someone has to do something.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    edited January 2013
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  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    Ones I geel sorry for are her kids.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,348
    She's proabably a very nice girl but she's getting old and desperate and will do anything to keep her name in the papers & the public eye. Her books somehow sold millions and she must have a few bob stashed. Time to retire somewhat gracefully .. but we all know that will not happen.
  • daveaddick
    daveaddick Posts: 1,926
    Lincs there is nothing nice about Katie Price she is a self obsessed, Publicity addicted, obnoxious, talentless old munter with a voice that could curdle milk. You may have guessed I don't like her much
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,348

    Lincs there is nothing nice about Katie Price she is a self obsessed, Publicity addicted, obnoxious, talentless old munter with a voice that could curdle milk. You may have guessed I don't like her much

    I was being kind .. for a change !!
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274

    Lincs there is nothing nice about Katie Price she is a self obsessed, Publicity addicted, obnoxious, talentless old munter with a voice that could curdle milk. You may have guessed I don't like her much

    I'd dip it though!
  • Lincs there is nothing nice about Katie Price she is a self obsessed, Publicity addicted, obnoxious, talentless old munter with a voice that could curdle milk. You may have guessed I don't like her much


    Would you though?

  • This lady is actually a very astute business woman, she has numerous companies and employs a lot of people.

    What she does in her private life makes people think she is a thick attention seeking chav (which I'm sure she really is), but this is just another way for her to promote herself and in turn her businesses.

    Good Luck to her I say, and Yes I would !!!
  • daveaddick
    daveaddick Posts: 1,926
    After what I said it would have to be a no
  • BIG_ROB said:

    Lincs there is nothing nice about Katie Price she is a self obsessed, Publicity addicted, obnoxious, talentless old munter with a voice that could curdle milk. You may have guessed I don't like her much

    I'd dip it though!
    think of the recent ford b-max advert where the bloke dives straight through the middle of the car.
    thats kinda what it would be like down there.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,348

    This lady is actually a very astute business woman, she has numerous companies and employs a lot of people.

    What she does in her private life makes people think she is a thick attention seeking chav (which I'm sure she really is), but this is just another way for her to promote herself and in turn her businesses.

    Good Luck to her I say, and Yes I would !!!

    Plastic tits ? .. I would find that a real turn off no matter how delicious the rest of the collective looks and feels