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God has spoken to me

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  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,398
    A 4-0 over them would have to go down as one of the most glorious results in our history. Anything to avenge that rotten day we had against them 3 years ago...
  • was pulling the lions tail in the bible?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 29,139

    was pulling the lions tail in the bible?

    You will be safe if you change your name to Daniel.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,507

    Dream on my friends. Dream on.

    For God only speaks to the one true Lord (Curbs) and he only speaks to the chosen one, Saint Christopher of the Powellites.

    For it is written on the holy tablets (No Substitute by Keith Peacock £9-99 from the Valley superstore) that Saint Yann from the land of frogs will rise up against the unclean hordes from Bermondsey and smite them down with his sword as the noon day sun has passeth over the red Valley after the ides of March.

    And there will be great singing and dancing in the Floyd Road and it will be unwise to travel on public transport in south London until after 6pm.

    3-0
    haha ... as clever & funny as ever