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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Tony Jiminez delivered mine.


    He didn't say anything.
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,242
    Mario melchiot should have delivered mine, but Darren Bent got there before him
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    George Osborne delivered mine, with a thousand cuts in it.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Amdy Faye delivered mine, but he tripped over a gnome, fell in the pond, and finally handed me a Court Summons addressed to somebody else that was posted 3 months ago.
  • cafc4life
    cafc4life Posts: 4,632
    Cory gibbs was due to deliver mine, but got injured in the process and ive not seen him since
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Mine was delivered by a #tag
  • heavenSE7
    heavenSE7 Posts: 1,282
    Simon Walton was due to bring mine but the post office sacked him. Apparently he promised a lot but never delivered.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Iain Dowie was meant to be delivering my daughter's ticket.

    Royal Mail assured us the service would be A1 which is where the ticket was last seen...
  • SheffieldRed
    SheffieldRed Posts: 3,772

    Had a nightmare with my season ticket and phoned up the post office to compain only to be told:

    Tony Jiminez was going to deliver it but was too busy with legal matters,
    Mark Hulyer was going to deliver it but had to wait for a shipment of rubber first,
    John Fryer was going to deliver it but only to an address in another part of the city,
    Airman Brown would not deliver it for good reasons but that those reasons could not be disclosed due to an ongoing case,
    In the end they said Danny Haynes would have delivered it as he was the quickest postman, although due to injuries he could only work a few days a week, however unfortunately the ticket is now in Danny Shittu's back pocket.

  • fossdeneboy
    fossdeneboy Posts: 403
    Matt Tees & Keith Peacock got almost to my front door with my ST when George Curtis appeared out of nowhere & smashed them into the gravel.
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  • redredrobin
    redredrobin Posts: 433
    Jose Semedo was supposed to deliver mine. He got as far as my garden path before he froze, shuffled sideways for a bit then hurried back across the road and booted it into the garden opposite.
  • Tewkesbury_Addick
    Tewkesbury_Addick Posts: 627
    Postman was just about to deliver mine before John Terry pushed him out the way, dressed in full postman gear, and delivered it instead.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,833
    Tony Jimenez was meant to deliver mine and Dennis Wise's. I can't remember when we first discussed getting them or what exactly we expected to get for our money but we are not happy with the situation.
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    Diego Poyet has just dropped mine off. I think his dad must've been involved as well because it's covered it sh*t
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Sergio Leite delivered mine, acting as cover for our regular postman.

    Nice guy
  • scabbyhorse
    scabbyhorse Posts: 2,542
    John Terry delivered mine, i knew it was him because i saw him climbing out the bedroom window, the wife looked pleased the ticket cum early for a change.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Mine was meant to delivered by Chris Powell, but it turns out that @scabbyhorse had him sacked six months ago
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    The new postman was called something Appleton
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    edited June 2013
    The Palarse ultras delivered mine, but under heavy OB escort, just in case my 8 month old son was hanging around the garden gate wanting to twat a few of them.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    A Policeman delivered mine.

    He looked just like NLA
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Scott Parker was due to deliver mine but he f***ed off to TNT at he last minute as they offered him more money. Funny thing is, I never see him out and about doing a delivery round though.
  • scabbyhorse
    scabbyhorse Posts: 2,542
    AFKABartram said:

    Mine was meant to delivered by Chris Powell, but it turns out that @scabbyhorse had him sacked six months ago

    LOL that did make me chuckle AFKA

  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 3,961
    Whilst I knew they wouldn't be my long term postmen, Danny Green and Scott Wagstaff did well and delivered mine successfully so I was surprised to find that the next day the Post Office got someone else to deliver my post. To be fair he did run up and down the garden path.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Chris Powell delivered mine.

    Never have I met such a stylish and charismatic postman.
  • DeeBee
    DeeBee Posts: 1,033
    Serges Deble was meant to deliver mine but there were work permit issues and now he works at a post office in Russia
  • scabbyhorse
    scabbyhorse Posts: 2,542
    Powell delivered mine........i turned him away.......but he slapped me round the head and told me not too be so stupid......so i apologised and took the ticket.
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    Nathan prior delivered mine by supersaverpost via Brighton, cleethorpes, Exeter, Jupiter, thirsk, Llandudno and dartford.
    I saved 7 pence.
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,844
    Salim Kerkar was supposed to deliver mine, but he bottled it when he saw there was a gate to contend with.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Darren pitcher, but he wouldn't deliver it because he's a complete c**t
  • SELR_addicks
    SELR_addicks Posts: 15,446
    Anthony Stokes was supposed to deliver mine, but just before he reached my door, he teleported to Sunderland.

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