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  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    A Gynaecologist. He put it through the letter box and right through on to the kitchen table.
  • Its_Hamer_Time
    Its_Hamer_Time Posts: 1,565
    There is speculation that either Darren Purse or Julian Gray will be delivering mine.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,557
    been told that Tony Jiminez is going to deliver mine once all his court cases are over. I expect to receive it for Christmas.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    i struck lucky

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  • DRF
    DRF Posts: 2,455
    Mine was going to be delivered by someone hilarious but AFKA got there first and nicked all the goods ones before anyone else got a look in;-)
  • PassItToLeaburn
    PassItToLeaburn Posts: 1,457
    Izale McLeod's firm were paid a lot of money for him to deliver mine. He inexplicably elbowed a kid in the face at the end of the street and then tripped over his own legs half way up the garden path.

    Luckily Alan Pardew was personally overseeing the delivery and had a load of temp staff on hand to make a half arsed job of it.
  • Ross
    Ross Posts: 4,409
    Sylvan Ebanks-Blake was meant to deliver mine, but he was replaced last minute by Andy Gray. Unfortunately this expensive change failed to deliver.
  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,910
    Derek Hales and Mike Flanagan are fighting over who has the honour of delivering mine.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    man_at_milletts said:

    A Gynaecologist. He put it through the letter box and right through on to the kitchen table.

    Ha, like that one

  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    Ben Hamer delivered mine but not before dropping it several times, hesitating about picking it up, thinking of leaving it for another postman and finally going red in the face and shouting at them all back in the sorting office
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  • NathanPrior
    NathanPrior Posts: 3,577
    No one as I don't have one
  • SHoare93
    SHoare93 Posts: 169
    Johnnie Jackson was going to deliver it to my mate in prison, but there is no running down his wing...
  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,910
    Ralph Milne isn't pulling his weight - He was supposed to be delivering mine, but after shouting abuse through my letterbox he trundled off up the road to the pub.
  • Sensei
    Sensei Posts: 233
    ...........is there any other way?
    Ocado delivered mine, obviously.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,597
    The KGB.
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    I have'nt received mine yet but hope Darren Bent will deliver mine.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Tesco's were supposed to deliver mine, but they were out of stock and substituted it with a Millwall S/T.
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    My missus has just told me Pardew has made a special delivery. All a bit odd really as I hadn't ordered anything...
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,839
    My season ticket was delivered by Doctor Who. It's for the 2078/79 season unfortunately.
  • Jarman
    Jarman Posts: 1,851
    Sparrows lane Lion is due to deliver mine.
    But not before he checks in on CL first.
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  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Ikea have delivered mine in kit form, the only thing is I have to put it together and I don't understand the instructions.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,833
    The away kit designer was meant to deliver mine.
    Seen and heard nothing so far
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,833
    Airman Brown was meant to be delivering mine, but was stopped from doing so in case it scuppered the takeover.
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    killerandflash said:

    My season ticket was delivered by Doctor Who. It's for the 2078/79 season unfortunately.

    What division are we in and how much does it cost?

  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,839
    Absurdistan said:

    killerandflash said:

    My season ticket was delivered by Doctor Who. It's for the 2078/79 season unfortunately.

    What division are we in and how much does it cost?

    The Coca Cola Inter Galactic League one.

    2,500 Chinese Yuan
  • se7oaks
    se7oaks Posts: 265
    Mine was delivered by Talal El Karkouri. I watched him place it just inside the gate, take a long run up and BOOM!!! It's still up on the roof somewhere.
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    Dan Seaborne was due to deliver mine but he let it drop onto his foot and it went missing in my neighbour's garden
    So then Rob Hulse tried but he could not deliver when required
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    killerandflash said:

    Absurdistan said:

    killerandflash said:

    My season ticket was delivered by Doctor Who. It's for the 2078/79 season unfortunately.

    What division are we in and how much does it cost?

    The Coca Cola Inter Galactic League one.

    2,500 Chinese Yuan
    Is that for the Upper North?
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Danny Mills was supposed to deliver mine, but he had to leave early.
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Still waiting for mine, along with our new signings.

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