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  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    To hear anything would be good.

    The announcements are unclear, nonsensicle and mumbled by some bloke who sounds like he's got a mouth full of food all the time.

    Just to have a match day announcer who sounds like he's not a pissed sweaty would be a good start.























    ;-)
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,583
    One for all the Magritte fans out there:

    "This is not a PA announcement"
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,512
    I'd like to hear BDL sing selections of Van Morrison songs starting with Tupelo Honey
  • folder
    folder Posts: 173
    "and wearing number 10 for the addicks Cllllivvvveee Mendonca"
  • Crispy
    Crispy Posts: 594
    "oi che guevara!! stop crowd surfing and sit down!! i'm getting fed up with this before every game!!"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,170
    "YES !!! YES !!! MILLWALL HAVE BEEN RELEGATED !!!"

    Oh, he's done that already...... :-)
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,170
    Bing Bong "Ladies and Gentlemen, what do you think of Palace ?"

    SHIT

    "And what do you think of shit ?"

    PALACE

    "Thank You"
  • Crispy
    Crispy Posts: 594
    "and please give a warm welcome on his return to the valley... Danny Murphy!"
  • carlsberg
    carlsberg Posts: 1,383
    bing bong.................. posh spice is a slapper...................
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    "Message for WSS

    Could he please meet Heather, Janice, Carol, Ella, Denise and Tracy in the West Stand Car Park after the match"

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  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,028
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]"YES !!! YES !!! MILLWALL HAVE BEEN RELEGATED !!!"

    Oh, he's done that already...... :-)

    And got told off too! (Fun though!)

    Addickted - I know where you sit!
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,436
    bing bong
    "tickets for the away match at *insert any team* have now sold out"
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    "Would CunningStunt87 please make his way to the touchline for his half-time open mic spot."
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    After the last match of the season: "Could the supporter's director please return to his seat in the East Stand".
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,512
    [cite]Posted By: BlackForestReds[/cite]After the last match of the season: "Could the supporter's director please return to his seat in the East Stand".

    LOL but that's where I always sit anyway.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,156
    [cite]Posted By: Alex Wright[/cite]"Would CunningStunt87 please make his way to the touchline for his half-time open mic spot."

    Your cab is waiting in the main car park at Upton Park.
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,184
    edited October 2007
    Bing bong - message for Bing...;-)
  • Badger
    Badger Posts: 4,842
    Would the Millwall supporters who parked the horse and cart in floyd road please remove it as it's causing an obstruction.
  • Gumbo
    Gumbo Posts: 957
    This is a message for Medders....... YOU STILL A SPLITTER
    thank you
  • bc_addick
    bc_addick Posts: 761
    BDL: 'Right, let's go pitchside and join BC our guest announcer for today who is waiting to interview Simon Jordan Chariman of todays visitors, Crystal Palace' :-)

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  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    Bing Bong "Ladies and Gentlemen, Lets all do teh bouncy
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    [cite]Posted By: bc_addick[/cite]BDL: 'Right, let's go pitchside and join BC our guest announcer for today who is waiting to interview Simon Jordan Chariman of todays visitors, Crystal Palace' :-)

    Brilliant! :)
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    the attendance today was 41000
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,436
    "and the winner of the spanish apartment is..........."


    oh wait we've done that one.
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    "Would DJ Ketman please remove his boxes of vinyl immediately. They are causing an obstruction"
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,728
    Would the East Stand patrons please refrain from removing the tops from their flasks until after the Killer flag has passed?
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    "Would Ben Hayes please stop Morris Dancing"
  • cunningstunt87
    cunningstunt87 Posts: 1,100
    "And now being modelled by Girls Aloud, Charltons delicious new Claret and Blue away shirt"
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,269
    Bing Bong....."Would Cory Gibbs please stop walking on the pitch your crutches - Paddy"

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