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Happy Orgasm Day !

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  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    Usual sort of day oggster , did n't realise what day it was until after the 4th time
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    Fanny Fanackapan said:

    Most of these posts should surely be on the " Messi affair" thread....

    Come again?
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    DaveMehmet said:

    AFKABartram said:

    I'm going to run a session tonight for Lifers that struggle to reach orgasm.

    If you can't come then let me know

    Will there be a dress code or can I come as I am?
    Yep, come in your pants.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,557
    is it all right if I come on my own?
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    I won't make the party, I am off to come dancing
  • Im_Jordans_Cousin
    Im_Jordans_Cousin Posts: 449
    Would anyone mind if I come on the bus?
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    I am coming just wait
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    i reckon a fair few of us are coming together
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    sorted myself out this morning, didn't know it was orgasm day, would've made a big deal out of it.

    Favourite pornstars everyone? One of my faves is Asa Akira.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    My girlfriend left me a pad and envelope, and said if you can't come, write.
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  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,017
    Carolyn Reece, Mason Moore, Gianna Michaels... dont think I've got time to list them all lol...
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    JohnBoyUK said:

    Carolyn Reece, Mason Moore, Gianna Michaels... dont think I've got time to list them all lol...

    Gianna's always a solid choice, although she appears on efukt a bit too many times for my liking.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,557
    kentaddick said:

    JohnBoyUK said:

    Carolyn Reece, Mason Moore, Gianna Michaels... dont think I've got time to list them all lol...

    Gianna's always a solid choice, although she appears on efukt a bit too many times for my liking.
    what the hell is efukt, or shouldn't I ask

  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    LargeAddick said:

    kentaddick said:

    JohnBoyUK said:

    Carolyn Reece, Mason Moore, Gianna Michaels... dont think I've got time to list them all lol...

    Gianna's always a solid choice, although she appears on efukt a bit too many times for my liking.
    what the hell is efukt, or shouldn't I ask

    basically all the bits from porn they dont want you to see. Can be hilarious, gross and sad. But mostly hilarious.
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,017
    I dont know...but I'm going to google it when I get home lol
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Yes ka, what is efukt? So I can avoid it. . . . . .
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,017
    kentaddick said:

    basically all the bits from porn they dont want you to see. Can be hilarious, gross and sad. But mostly hilarious.

    Sounds right up my street lol. No, not that street before anyone says anything.

  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    err, meant to be a bit of a light hearted thread chaps for all. Would rather debate on the depths of porn are had elsewhere please, ta
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    This is an important thread could we make it a sticky?
    Some of us may have already done so by the sound of it ..

  • Beckboy
    Beckboy Posts: 1,682
    Best make this members only
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  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,017
    Yeah sorry, definitely not the place for that topic * walks always, hands in pockets, looking sheepish and feeling rather shameful...ahem *
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,833
    celebrated this last year with a dozen oysters as heard they were an aphrodisiac.
    3 of them didnt work though.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Let's keep it clean Lifers or I can really see this thread quickly being spunk.. ( possible typo)
  • NathanPrior
    NathanPrior Posts: 3,577
    I hear scientists are taking the day off from looking at organisms to partake in this
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,072
    NathanPrior said:

    I hear scientists are taking the day off from looking at organisms to partake in this

    Search orgasm on google Nathan.

    We'll see you in 2 months!
  • fossdeneboy
    fossdeneboy Posts: 403
    Think I have received an invite from Big Rob because somebody has sent me a french letter with come in it .
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Every day is Orgasm Day in my gaff!
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    fossdeneboy said:

    Think I have received an invite from Big Rob because somebody has sent me a french letter with come in it .

    Lol was it a small bucket full?
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    The missus has just asked me how I can read this thread and have an orgasm at the same time...I told her not to talk with her mouth full.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    You lot are filthy, this threads certainly one in the eye for all the feminists out there.

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