Sympathy to Gibbs

I bet Cory opens his umbrella indoors .... poor sod is out for the rest of the season:

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/charlton/article.asp?article_id=35498&startrecord=3

..... whilst walking under a ladder, he must've tripped on a crack in the pavement, fallen over the black cat passing in front of him - thus causing him to spill his salt and smash the mirror he was carrying.