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Caption Comp: Public Enemy No.1 Brucie

Charlton Dan
Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
edited October 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,833
    Now that's a quality 70's look!
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,206
    "What's that Mr Jordan, You've got an outfit like this as well?"
  • Amos on the wing
    Amos on the wing Posts: 1,802
    "That's right. Instead of a burial we have had Brucie stuffed"
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,206
    "so these a Charlton fan goes in to a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread
    Shop assistant asks 'white bread or brown'
    "Doesn't matter" he replies "I've got my bike outside"
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    Bruce had told one Charlton joke too many when he looked up into the audience to see Miss S Sausage of S.E London hurl a frozen mince pie at his head.
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    Brucie demonstrates the risk of combining a cold with a snuff habit
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    [cite]Posted By: kigelia[/cite]Brucie demonstrates the risk of combining a cold with a snuff habit

    LOL!

    Coffee, Computer Screen etc
  • KillersBeard
    KillersBeard Posts: 985
    I said look at the old scoreboard you daft cow, not floorboards, but while your down there Anthea!!!
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]"so these a Charlton fan goes in to a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread
    Shop assistant asks 'white bread or brown'
    "Doesn't matter" he replies "I've got my bike outside"

    I just don't get this joke - someone please explain!
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,584
    Ok Ok no more Charlton jokes I promise................now someone please take that mince pie out of my ar5e!!!!!!!
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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,206
    [cite]Posted By: Sco[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]"so these a Charlton fan goes in to a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread
    Shop assistant asks 'white bread or brown'
    "Doesn't matter" he replies "I've got my bike outside"

    I just don't get this joke - someone please explain!

    You must be the only one. Sure every one else got it.
  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    I'm with Sco - don't get it.
    Must be my age! :o)
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Sco[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]"so these a Charlton fan goes in to a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread
    Shop assistant asks 'white bread or brown'
    "Doesn't matter" he replies "I've got my bike outside"

    I just don't get this joke - someone please explain!

    You must be the only one. Sure every one else got it.

    LOL!
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,588
    And you wondered where Johnnie Robinson got his fashion sense from?
  • WhenIwasLittleBoy
    WhenIwasLittleBoy Posts: 5,430
    the biggest joke is his programme.....................
  • WhenIwasLittleBoy
    WhenIwasLittleBoy Posts: 5,430
    yep the joke has lost me as well
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    edited October 2007
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]"so these a Charlton fan goes in to a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread
    Shop assistant asks 'white bread or brown'
    "Doesn't matter" he replies "I've got my bike outside"

    Haven't heard this one for years!
    A group of friends (including someone rather well placed at the club) and me acted this joke out as a sketch on an 8mm Cine film we made 29 years ago this week! (I remember as it was the half term my younger brother broke his leg.)
    Also in the film was our version of MP's "Been Shopping?" sketch, an Oppotunity Knocks spoof and a version of a Sharps Extra Strong Mints advert amongst others.
    I never saw the film but had graet fun making it.

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