Dear Mr. Policeman.

I note that our friends from The New Den are to be the next visitors. I am remembering last season when it seemed that somebody had stolen your means of communicating with each other. You instructed me to leave the Upper North and turn right to head for the level crossing, and the coaches. At the end of the road I foolishly expected to be able to turn left towards the crossing and my coach, safe in the knowledge that your ability to communicate with your colleagues would ensure that the route was clear. Silly me, in fact I was blocked by six Police horses, and ridiculously instructed to go right up the hill in the opposite direction to my coach. The result was that I was one of hundreds of people who made their way through some poor devils garden path taking us behind the horses, and turning left at the end arrived at the crossing where we found just one lonely Officer standing around. Making our way to the main road which was very quiet, and onto our coach, we found it to be full of people who had merely made their way through the tunnel whic you had told us would be closed.
Never at any time did we see anything that looked remotely like a Millwall supporter. Please would you note that communication is the key, and it would be nice if you would kindly get your act together, it really isn'tdifficult.