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In the Animal Kingdom who would win Gorilla vs a Lion?

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  • has there been any previous?
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    We used to play this game all the time down the pub after a few.

    A weasel vs a stoat was always a good one.

    Always ended up the same though - as long as it was on no worse that neutral ground then the polar bear was gonna turn over all-comers.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,833
    Reckon a virus would kill all of em.
  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,109
    Nuke em both.
    Job done.
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    weasel v stoat? who wins offy?
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    edited September 2013
    The answer is 'man'. Haven't any of you been to London zoo and seen the 'world's most dangerous animal'?
  • team polar
  • Tiger vs Lion?
  • Yann, he's a beast.
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,619
    edited September 2013
    Tale of the tape

    Big adult Grizzly = 850lbs

    Big adult Polar = 1200lbs
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  • Lions are pack animals, a single lion wouldn't take on a fully grown gorilla.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP-6wG_wZ8A
  • Off_it said:

    We used to play this game all the time down the pub after a few.

    A weasel vs a stoat was always a good one.

    Always ended up the same though - as long as it was on no worse that neutral ground then the polar bear was gonna turn over all-comers.

    if an elephant gets in with a quick stamp that must ruin the polar bears chances.

    and hippos can be pretty lethal an all.

    of course there are always the outside chance of a draw. say a bite from a venoms spider or snake could kill the polar bear eventually after the polar bear ripped the spider or snake to shreds. a minute later the polar bear would die from the poison. could be classed as a draw.
  • GW shark beats polar bear if they fought in a vat of cold custard
  • GW shark beats polar bear if they fought in a vat of cold custard

    Tosh. The shark would drown whilst the bear would only look a bit silly.

  • custard with a powder to milk ratio of 1/1000. shark doesnt drown he just turns a bit yellow

    :)

  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345

    Here's your answer


    http://youtu.be/tJYW3jkC75A

    hahahahaha ..
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    nolly said:

    weasel v stoat? who wins offy?

    All depends on the training nolly.
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    edited September 2013
    Here in the land of the Grizz, the big brown bears are king - but don't forget or underestimate these little fellas:

    Pound for Pound the undisputed toe-to-toe champions of the Western Canadian animal kingdom...

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  • Three toed sloth all day long!