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Christmas present suggestion - Fart proof pants
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An ingenious invention has been made by a certain company to curb the bad fart odor. This company has come up with special yet intriguing kind of pant that filters flatulent smell. This has been done by the use of profound technological chemical combination. The high-tech underpants are made using a special carbon cloth which is embedded at the back of the pant hence creating a panel whose work is to trap and neutralize the bad fart odor.
A spokesperson for the company told the New York Daily News they are trying to combat a problem which they say affects “millions of people”.
They added: “Although Shreddies has got cheeky with the new campaign, to many people they still remain very much a healthcare product and have helped so many cope with conditions such as IBS, Crohn’s and food intolerances.
“But the bottom line is that Shreddies are for everyone, after all, it’s something we all do.
“Flatulence seriously affects millions of people every day and since 2008 Shreddies has been helping those affected increase their quality of life.
“We have found the answer to help alleviate the most obvious symptom of flatulence… the odours.”
The carbon cloth panel is thin and pliant and contains zorflex- this is the same material that is used in suits designed for chemical warfare. Washing the pants reactivates the chemical. It has also been discovered through broad testing that, the panel at the back of the pant that is made of the carbon material could sieve odors up to 200 times stronger than that of normal flatus emissions. This kind of pants comes in handy to people who suffer from various irritating digestive
An ingenious invention has been made by a certain company to curb the bad fart odor. This company has come up with special yet intriguing kind of pant that filters flatulent smell. This has been done by the use of profound technological chemical combination. The high-tech underpants are made using a special carbon cloth which is embedded at the back of the pant hence creating a panel whose work is to trap and neutralize the bad fart odor.
A spokesperson for the company told the New York Daily News they are trying to combat a problem which they say affects “millions of people”.
They added: “Although Shreddies has got cheeky with the new campaign, to many people they still remain very much a healthcare product and have helped so many cope with conditions such as IBS, Crohn’s and food intolerances.
“But the bottom line is that Shreddies are for everyone, after all, it’s something we all do.
“Flatulence seriously affects millions of people every day and since 2008 Shreddies has been helping those affected increase their quality of life.
“We have found the answer to help alleviate the most obvious symptom of flatulence… the odours.”
The carbon cloth panel is thin and pliant and contains zorflex- this is the same material that is used in suits designed for chemical warfare. Washing the pants reactivates the chemical. It has also been discovered through broad testing that, the panel at the back of the pant that is made of the carbon material could sieve odors up to 200 times stronger than that of normal flatus emissions. This kind of pants comes in handy to people who suffer from various irritating digestive
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Sounds like a lot of hot air to me0
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It's going to put me off Shreddies for a while.0
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Now, if they invented something that muffled the sound, I would buy it.0
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Harsh but fair.....tangoflash said:As modelled by Dave Lockwood........... ;-)
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can't we just sort the NHS out first and then worry about the smell of farts.0
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Need to also cope with any follow through....!0
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I smell a rat.0
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I bought a pair when they first came out. Make farts smell like an electric motor burning out0
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My gf's farts would turn the carbon into diamonds.0
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Surely not. The sound is the best part of a fart.Stuart the Red said:Now, if they invented something that muffled the sound, I would buy it.
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I farted twice whilst reading the opening post0
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You're dead Tango, I know where you live!
As for you Finch, you didn't get the nickname Windy for nothing!0 -
Finally he answers, as for the nickname, the reason had bugger all to do with farting mate.... bugger all0
